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Bitches be in their “healing era’ sleeping with 5 niggas blaming it all on their ex 😂
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I saw a doctor over zoom to get ADHD medication and when I asked if it was safe to smoke pot on adderall she said “let me google it”
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2001 Honda Accord 378,000 miles
Vexx@WeLuvVexx
Lil Baby’s BM Jayda Wayda said that sex doesn’t count if you use a condom or it lasts under 3 mins
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boy them white folks love pokémon nuzlockes
Nae 🧬@NaeNaeTakes
Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke complete. Managed to get a deathless Elite Four and Champion (playing with level 55 cap)
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The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you
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New York Post@nypost
The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK
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You could get a gangster SpongeBob tee from the swap meet 15 years ago
STAYGROUNDEAD TV@staygroundeadtv
Slimesito calls out Travis Scott for copying his airbrushed art
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Streetwear ain't streetwear any more.
Streetwear isn't being made by skaters and local cool niggas. It's celebs & influencers.
The stores that built their legacies off Streetwear are selling designer labels.
Streetwear is low level luxury lines & priced accordingly.
STAYGROUNDEAD TV@staygroundeadtv
Frank Cooke says true streetwear is what the game is missing “I remember when it was affordable and offensive”
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Turns out my inability to remember anyone’s birthdays, names or important life events isn’t because of spending the entire pandemic half-cooked, it’s just because I’m an ‘asshole’.
Coinvo@Coinvo
GROUNDBREAKING: 🚨 New research finds no long-term cognitive decline associated with cannabis use.
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Rising gas prices are causing a steep rise in consumer prices and will slow any future economic growth. It is a tax on all Americans.
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@NinaSerafina Literally. Raymond vs Raymond era was peak they are tripping lol
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It’s such a good pop song 🙄
Uncle Willie’s Son@Hereforfoolery2
Usher should’ve left “OMG” in the studio, it’s terrible!
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Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.
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Plants vs Zombies has to be one of the most mishandled IPs in recent history, it could genuinely have been Pokemon big
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Milady, The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hyperstitional technodietys, Pfp Egregores, Landian Accelerationism most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head.
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the solution is obviously to put everything, and i mean everything, your money, id, health records, voters id, birth certificate, all records, on the X app secured with your biometric data on an encrypted blockchain. made possible by the DOGE
x.com/nikitabier/sta…
Nikita Bier@nikitabier
Prediction: In less than 90 days, all channels that we thought were safe from spam & automation will be so flooded that they will no longer be usable in any functional sense: iMessage, phone calls, Gmail. And we will have no way to stop it.
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