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Turns out that was @therealgza. With a falafel. Abstract.

my phone just autocorrected "never saw" to "denver salami" so, everyone is great and my phone knows the future.

where's the ben & jerry's @BernieSanders flavor? in the works, it must be, here we go. #vtplease

actions speak louder than garbage.

Ludgated.

Limp Bizkit said it best.

someone give me The View

I'd like to thank Level 14 Thetans.

jello isn't nearly as unsettling as cartilage.

@lenadunham i don't know if i have a huge crush on you-or if i respect you as the professional woman i aspire to be-but i think you're great

@JensenClan88 i heard a college dj on the radio in VT drop a "damn son" in his mix... you're changing lives.

@GetUpOnJensen get up on concord grapes: nature's Gushers.

Orson Welles was 25 when he did Citizen Cane. See ya later.

guhahrbaege

whelp, @ladygaga made the video for bad romance when she was 23. so i'm out. #gotobed

emotionally, we all need two pizzas per day.

Congratulations @RadioBean and Light Club Lamp Shop, you've been funded. #btv

like shifts, passing in the night.

THANK YOU @amandapalmer for mentioning @RadioBean's Kickstarter on your blog! amandapalmer.net/blog/20140430/ -to donate: kck.st/1rG4arR

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL? WHAT THE FUCK?.... i'm sorry, and i didn't mean that, i just meant, WHAT THE FUCK?"