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please ao3… don’t make me resort to wattpad.

@AO3_Status 30 seconds without the zaza… (ao3)

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@AO3_Status i was just getting into my 500k jegulus fic and you want to do this to me?

@AO3_Status so you’re telling me i habe to go to sleep?? at these ungodly hours?? instead of ready 175k word slowburn fanfiction?????

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@h0mophobia @AO3_Status u gonna drop the fic or what#

@AO3_Status please be quick i’m 150k words into a 175k word slow burn and they haven’t kissed yet

@tqrydariusOLD Aged poorly

so many popular authors are problematic these days my only hope stays in penelope douglas and colleen hoover istg

@wildestfire2 “Doesn’t give five stars easily” then proceeds to give five stars to the most wattpad fan fiction ass books ever published

@JulesLevz The bar is hella low for books this year

i know colleen hoover’s writing is problematic and the men she writes are toxic but im kind of eating up ugly love im sorry