stoner goku

You get an hour taken off your life each time you’re awoken by an alarm

🚨 BREAKING: Offset shot near Florida casino -TMZ

Lol a bunch of jets flew over my house and I heard a huge explosion nearby

It’s going to rain for the next couple of days and I don’t have to work. Im about to get all cozy up in here #blogpost

Crying until my whole body aches

My hand blots out the sun

Unc does not have it

Going to the beach and sitting in a chair and watching people groyper

They will not out tweak us

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Don't worry about girls bro just focus on tweakin'

@MajorBoutMinors Immigrant’s pets filling up the vet waiting rooms

2 hours to take a single x ray and give one shot to a cat

Am willing to fly out a mutual to the warm sunny state of Florida where they can stay with me on the condition that they teach me how to hang clean.

Gatito en Petra.

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

Taking my clothes off to eat this burger

@Puddy_Tat10 Clifford, The Dog

I will not be running for governor of Florida this cycle

Pull your pants up nigga

I must be a gay baby then