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@chefsevenn any other chips apart from chippy chips is wrong with fish

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@cozy1872 Well this aged well.

There’s the league title down the toilet in 25 mins away to Falkirk. Team and manager are a fucking disgrace & I couldn’t give a flying fuck if he’s ’dragged us into a title race’ He’s just took us out fucking one.

@MagpieMediaX Remember though he’s desperate to join man united

Genuinely adore this bloke 🥲 #NUFC

@NUFCJordd a striker

If Newcastle were to spend £100m on ONE player in the summer transfer window, who would it be and why? #NUFC

@1968PLW3 @BurnsideWasTosh is that black box?

@BurnsideWasTosh My barber started 2 try and charge me 30 quid for my skin fade. That was it. Greedy bastard.

Where the fuck did English barbers go?

@hisugarfoxx Tick box exercise. Need to add a person of colour a person that’s gay and a person that identifies as the opposite sex otherwise someone will be upset

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why Adam Driver wasn’t cast as Snape in the new Harry Potter series

@Magpie24_7 better check with Man Utd fans if we’re allowed to do this

🏗️ ​The rumours are flying and the dots seem to finally be connecting. After Craig Hope’s last significant update on the Newcastle United training ground, published 2 weeks ago, revealed that the club was finalising the process for the land to house a state-of-the-art training facility in Woolsington and that work was happening daily inside the club on this, we now see rumours about Land Registry activity on X! 🤔 I can't stress how important and how big an official announcement on this will be! Get it done Newcastle United! The aim in the previous articles mentioned groundbreaking in 2026 and completion by 2028. This would be the biggest statement of intent from PIF yet. The infrastructure may finally catch up to the ambition! 🚀 🤔​ What we know: 📍 Site: Woolsington Hall (Sir John Hall’s estate) 🚜 Around 200 acres, making it the largest in the league. 💰 Cost: Estimated £200m investment 🏟️ Plans: Mini-stadium, luxury player housing, elite hydrotherapy, first class recovery, state of the art medical and 'best in class' training facilities (in and outdoor) 🗓️ Goal: Groundbreaking in 2026, completion by 2028 ​#NUFC #NewcastleUnited #WoolsingtonHall #PremierLeague #Geordies

@omaakatugba If it was due to racism why would moise kean be picked

If you know who that coach is you would understand.

@Eric_Bryson_89 be watching the game vs the mackems in Tenerife that will cheer me up 😂

@ryanwilsnn I’ve always got you a seat saved Ryza

Did Eddie Howe send them all out wi slippers on second half 😂😂😂😂 if you dinny laugh you’d cry. Beat them cunts on Sunday or I’m drinking every day until Christmas. Bastards. #NUFC

@nufcpb This has aged well eh

Anthony Elanga makes me yearn for Miguel Almiron back

@CFCJnR this is clearly fishing for bites type of tweet

Every other team that isn't called Chelsea in the Premier League is given a penalty here. It's been happening every week, PGMOL and referees have a clear agenda against us. This is not normal, needs investigating.

@Pxxdwskiii Suarez best striker of that generation imo

Best XI of the last generation.

@NUFC360 Spend big of a keeper in the summer get rid of them all rebuild

What is the solution to the Goalkeeper issue at Newcastle? #NUFC

a new goalkeeper is a MUST for us in the summer #NUFC

@Rosscomoore10 Where’s @ramsay_8

Next stop Istanbul ⚫⚪ #NUFC

@_onlyscott Alex song

Aside from Yaya Touré and Samuel Eto’o, name an African player who has played for Barcelona. Difficult

RT @FrancisChipp: What a week

Newcastle united. We are fucking shite.

@MagpieMediaX would love if this happens

£95m??? Can we arrange a taxi or something? #NUFC