john willmon

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Just gonna get this in while I still can: Fuck Elon Musk and his corny 2010 meme ass. Elon Musk is a white supremacist coup-loving union-busting piece of shit who hasn’t invented a single goddamn thing in his entire life

That climate you’re used to…it ain’t what it used to be. noaa.gov/news/new-us-cl…

My phone just autocorrected “ducking” to “fucking” and I couldn’t possibly be any prouder.

things are so dark anderson cooper has gone full Werner Herzog

United States of America in a GIF Look at me, I'm the biggest democracy of the world... Oh wait sbam

@gzmarisa They say “restaurants” but it’s really just code for the people wearing masks behind him in the pic to stop wearing them.

@gzmarisa This is me everyday!

We need to cut our military budget by 10 percent and invest that money in human needs.

Defunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.

How incredible is camouflage in fishes? Check this picture and find the fish! Scorpaena laevis is an ambush predator that relies on being invisible to stalk its prey. They also posses venomous spines like other scorpionfishes. #ichthyology #TeamFish

@charlesmhall @chefjoseandres Oh, like the hundreds of boats(& people!) that showed up to pull so many people, myself included, out of New Orleans?!

@chefjoseandres I’m reminded of the Cajun navy. Can we mobilize people with trucks etc to collect and distribute food that would otherwise be discarded?

People of America! I want to talk about two photos that tell the story of food in our country in this moment...two different, painful realities that we are experiencing, and the opportunity we must seize to make sure food is not the problem but the solution 1/

A fair impeachment trial means hearing testimony from witnesses. This is not a radical idea. So what are Republicans afraid of?

@justinamash @TimNaftali Here is Trump’s team’s argument in a single gif.

So that everyone is clear, Trump’s team is simultaneously arguing that the House should enforce its subpoenas in court *and* that it is unconstitutional for a court to enforce the House’s subpoenas.

It’s no laughing matter 😞

This reckless mind is now leading us to war!

American farmers got more than $22,000,000,000 in government payments in 2019. That's the highest level of farm subsidies in 14 years — and most of them were paid out without any action by Congress. n.pr/2FeeVlq

As president, I will shut down the Keystone and Dakota Access pipelines. They should never have been built in the first place.