Fortegreen : EVERYONE’s assistant

“ Another document I need to sign..? I’ve had 20 of those today already.” OC RP ACCOUNT! parodysalttoons.straw.page · · ─ ·ʚɞ· ─ · · #parodytwt #rptwt #amongus #amongusshow

@_aliens_r_real “ you did say ‘all MIRA employees’… but of course, we won’t force labels onto you.”

@salttoons IM NOT

ALL MIRA EMPLOYEES ARE GAY THEYRE ALL GAY ALL OF THEM EVERY SINGLE ONE IF THEM!!!!

@MiraHQoffical “ I filled it out… is the discount eligible?”

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@MaroonAmongus_ “ doesn’t seem friendly. gulp!…” “ I’d help you, if I could. if I could GET to you.. try to find your way out or… actually should I contact someone? our HR? MIRA!?”

@salttoons Forte I don't know but it kinda chased me ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

Hey crew! I tripped and fell, and now I'm in this little place! Uhm... It smells kind of bad in here... (//non-canon)

@TheG3mologist //I see I SEE what you did there. btw. I’m gonna remember that, cyan parody acc’s admin…….. I’m gonna remember

@TheG3mologist “ ah, nice to hear. I love learning new things!” /they scribble down some more, humming to themselves. learning new things while also learning about themselves! enticing/ “ oh, and. uhm. well, that’s interesting, I’m glad that! it goes well with our HR. that’s nice, right? em.”

How did lime bag the doctor... lime teach me your ways!!!

@TheG3mologist //DW IT HAPPENS HELP

@salttoons //I MADE A TYPO FUCK HOLD ON

@TheG3mologist “ interesting! that description.. definitely fits lime” /they write that information down on the nearest sticky note they have on them. just in case!/ “ thank you, cyan. and since we’re on the topic… do you have anything to say about my aura? Im ..interested.” /they smile/

@salttoons It shows that they're persevering, but also stubborn! Which I think is pretty spot on for them.

//Anytime someone bookmarks my posts/replies I start feeling like this emoji my friend has that is just named ‘:fear:’

@TheG3mologist “ It’s, well, definitely something. charm seemed most fitting with my knowledge, but maybe a unique ‘aura.. or vibe’. I think that’s more of a you thing tho. what’s..lime’s aura by the way?” “ not that I’m into gemology.. but I am speaking to a professional, so I’m curious now”

@salttoons Unique *charm?* I mean, I guess you could call it that...

@PinkMIRAHQ “ can I flirt with the hr instead?”

For the love of god please stop flirting with the doctor. I will start deducting your pay for this if I must.

@Roborage /forte doesn’t see blue out of their work environment often and they haven’t talked in a while. so they thought it would be nice to check up on them, since they got the chance to/ “ hey, blue! uh, are you alright? you seem.. zoned out.”

Whats this? the doctor? .. whats he doing all the way out here? shouldn’t he be near the medical bay?.. and why does he seem .. out of it? [ INTERACTION BAIT ]

//man im stealing this from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who stole it from oomf who

“ What’s interaction bait? Haha !”

yes guys im STILL ooc how uou like me now ))

// go my bait

@miracafeworker //ONG CONGRATS MOOT!!!!!!!!!

' 200- damn, hey everyone- glad y'all like me-? ' // OOC: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 200 OH MY GOD

do oyu giys like the designs i made fir them all oh ok #amongus / #amongusshow

@Coralishere2 //👀👀👀I love humanizations and gijinkas

Who would wanna see a “human” version of me!!! Eh, ehhhh?

@MaroonAmongus_ //I JUMPED IRL SEEING THIS IN MY NOTIFS. STOOOOP “ oh, you’re not alone t. WHAT. IN THE WORLD IS THAT!??? IS IT. is it …dangerous?”

@salttoons I don't know, but I met this lanky thing. They're... I'm not gonna lie Forte, they're weird.