Samantha Quick

Podcasts only remaining cultural relevance is to signal when a young man is not doing well

@Thomas_Salamus_ @Mid30sManhattan @prometheuus0 Detroit is an extremely underrated city and the reaction on this thread reassures me that Kips Bay dorks won’t infect it for a long time

@Mid30sManhattan @prometheuus0 Detroit?! 😭😭😭😭😭

NYC has officially ruined every other city for me. I no longer travel somewhere and think “man it would be cool to live here” Whatever comes after this will be a downgrade and that’s been hard to grapple with

@karakittel Wowwwwww goes so good with the marg

this is the current mandatory color scheme

@karakittel They’re so good!

the happiest place on earth? you mean any of the new laguardia terminals?

If there’s one thing about me I’m gonna make you smell me when you see me because I’m wearing a new perfume

@CuckSwarm I said Kraft singles

@samanthquick well,,,, what is it?

I’m at dinner with some bougie Europeans and they’re all asking me with bated breath what is the most gourmet American cheese

@PatchHofweber You misunderstand completely. They were asking about the gloss vs matte factor on individually wrapped slices of orange cheese

@samanthquick In earnest… Humboldt Fog?

Hearing Broadcast in a coffee shop or book store or thrift store makes me want to Kill

He really went through 3 whole Pokémon evolutions

I think it’s really funny that we all thought gen z/alpha would be braindead iPad babies but instead of making them accelerationist cyborgs it made them lindy, bad at technology This is what finally kills the bleep bloops and brings back guitars

I love seeing my nonbinary friends eat red meat and watching their hormones regulate in realtime

@xoxoabbyxoxox Joe mama

I did my best to immerse and project myself into every one of these scenes and it filled me with an unbearable sense of longing.

no store should have a dj under any circumstances

Tattooed white women who can’t control their pittbulls have gotta be one of the most powerful manifestations of the divine feminine.

@ronofjosenthal Brace yourself… the posts about Quorthon in Valhalla are coming

he would be 58.

20 years ago today.

Me forgetting every single thing I like to eat the moment I enter a grocery store

@duncanswilson Wellbutrin is a miracle

shouts out to my psych for adding Wellbutrin back on top of my mood stabilizer. i haven't felt this stable and good in years...

There is something so emotional and tragic about houses in America Seeing dream houses in a state of decay. Seeing people refuse to leave the houses they grew up in despite improving their financial circumstances Can’t fully articulate why but hits a nerve

@heir_to_despair Send me a song. Since it’s not a genre I like I haven’t delved