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Happy Easter gay people

my spoon broke off in my DQ Blizzard… one like = one prayer

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@cl0udbustin are they a scient*logist

Sitting at the table listening to my cousin explain how the moon is a hollow vessel that collects human souls for aliens to gorge themselves on

Fav for Slippy, RT for dat boi. #HappyFriday

How did they not have contingency plans in place? No alternates on location? Scrap the season at this point tbh

@shdowofaman hates the albums her fans love, hates doing promo, refuses to go on tour again… what’s the point of doing music if it makes you miserable lmao

@morphinelovemua baby those controls aged like milk don’t bother

I wanna play mario 64 from start to finish again…..

@sirenprince2 the only good part is the Junpei / Chidori arc

persona 3 does not have a good story idk what game yall played

@shdowofaman the way she lives for this album but hates Bangerz and Plastic Hearts is so baffling to me

@cl0udbustin can you ever have a normal night at the bar

Random girl came up to me and my friend at the bar last night and told us that her and her friends wanted to watch us make out 🧍🏻‍♂️

this is about Sky btw I miss when the girls used to get messssssy on social media

Sky Ferreira crawling out of the woodwork to whine about Charli using her demos she was never going to release anyway is so funny I’m sorry

watching RHORI… this is giving early RHONJ oh I won today

this is so funny like the signs were there

decided to restart Pokopia and focus on seriously terraforming Withered Wasteland… watch this space

Rachel Maddow feeling her oats:

@grizzlybara They have a massive catalog but they really hit their stride in 2019 with their Fancy You mini album and have been putting out hits since. They’re also incredible performers.

randomly got free twice tickets … what should i know before going as someone who hasn’t heard a single song by them

"are you ready for your pop masterpiece lessons?" *madonna passes out* *michael jackson starts crying* *britney deactivates her account* *xtina grabs her oreos* *beyoncé eats mama tina's gumbo* “yes, miranda cosGOD" they all said in unison

@jacklapin_ unfortunately I was in a group with a bunch of girlies and one gay dude who very much Did Not want me

@savefiled Tbf I loved how it normalized it in a friend group in high school.

Jackass has always had really queer undertones and whoever doesn’t see that is just in denial tbh