ryan scribner

Demolition Man is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Demolition Man has a serious challenge on his hands in Simon Phoenix

Rob Schneider is in demolition man. What a relief.

Demolition Man got out of ice jail on august 2, 2032. That means this Tuesday is Demolition Man Day. I need to plan my decorations.

I think we just saw demolition man’s weenie. What is this movie up to?

7 minutes in and I can tell Demolition Man doesn’t play by your rules.

I just reinstalled this app to talk about Demolition Man

@cl00ds Now imagine that and also living amongst hundreds of thousands of people who think Draymond Green is cool.

To be honest, my life during the NBA playoffs has revolved solely around the Celtics game schedule. I wear this shirt multiple times a week, screaming at my television about rebounding while furiously texting my Boston friends across the country and feeling deeply homesick. 🥹

Why does Boston not use their DPOY to mitigate our smol boy?

I am, and always have been, a massive Warriors fan.

@StoolGreenie Only when Theis does it

These Giannis screens legal?

Should I buy a pickle hat?

I hear you can measure a person’s worth by the number of cutting boards they own. Sorry.. I HOPE you can measure. I hope.

Im seriously considering complaining to the manager here at Bed Bath and Beyond about their music. That’s fine, right?

After much introspection, I’ve realized we all let the dogs out.

@Ultiworld @XiiBrands @UltiPhotos More content about Marika Austin’s “talons” please.

2021 Women's Club Defensive Player Of The Year -> ultiworld.com/2021/11/17/202… [Pres. by Five Ultimate of @XiiBrands] (Photo: @UltiPhotos)

@cl00ds A classic New England bad decision

Everyone else: wow so excited for Lei Out this offseason! Sunshine! Me daydreaming about GHHH, a brutal one day round robin in the dead of winter in Cape Cod. I can almost feel the sleet on face and taste the lukewarm hot toddy on the sideline.

@jeskeets Exactly the same thoughts that Colonel Filmore Alley and Barnabus Oop IV had before a game of hoop-ball in 1852.

I'm convinced that 90% of airballs result in an offensive rebound and score. More teams should shoot more airballs. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I get that Freddy Krueger would be startling at first, but given any time exposed to his antics I have to believe anyone would realize he’s but one small level above Count Chocula on the terror scale.

@kjscribs @Rosie Strikes and gutters. Such is life.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is a damn children’s movie. It’s basically Hook.