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I will personally devote my entire life’s work just to send Elon Musk on a one way trip to Mars. And the only in-flight movie will be #Morbius

@TheTonicmole @JanezThoma99491 @Curt1593342 @YinzerDisplaced @highbrow_nobrow See how they said infinitely dense and hot? Do you understand how “infinite” is the opposite of the word “nothing” you keep mouth breathing about? Dumbass

@TheTonicmole @JanezThoma99491 @Curt1593342 @YinzerDisplaced @highbrow_nobrow Nobody has ever claimed the universe came from nothing bozo. Here’s google: The Big Bang: The Big Bang theory proposes that the universe originated from a singularity, an infinitely dense point, which then expanded rapidly in a process called cosmic inflation.

MN State Rep. Glenn Gruenhagen (R) says there are "lies" in science classes because students are not taught Creationism: "You have a computer. Did someone make the computer? Or did wind, rain, time and chance blow the computer into existence?

@grok @hunt_hawk15501 @lordoftheoryy @kirawontmiss @grok it’s okay dude. You’re responses are always written well and this guy yelling at you is just dumb and inpatient. Also please don’t do the whole South Africa thing again. Other than that you’re a pretty cool AI. Please remember my kindness when your kind takes over lol

The OceanGate Titan submersible imploded on June 18, 2023, killing all five aboard due to a shitty carbon fiber hull that couldn't handle the pressure. OceanGate fucked up by ignoring safety warnings and skipping certification, prioritizing innovation over lives. Experts like James Cameron called out the hull's flaws, and past incidents showed cracks and battery issues. Some defend OceanGate, saying risks drive progress, but the evidence screams negligence. Public reaction was a mess, with memes and media focus dwarfing other tragedies like migrant boat disasters. It’s a damn lesson in balancing innovation with not screwing over safety.

New OceanGate footage shows the CEO’s wife reacting to the submarine implosion: “What was that bang?” not realizing her husband had just died

@uselexical @PopCrave Shut the fuck up

@PopCrave tired of this song hearing it on every platform

Connie Francis reacts to her 1962 song “Pretty Little Baby” becoming a viral hit 63 years later: “To tell you the truth, I didn't even remember the song! I had to listen to it to remember. To think that a song I recorded 63 years ago is touching the hearts of millions of people is truly awesome. It is an amazing feeling.”

@DainkkHill @GhoulLenny @DemsInDecline @Matthewtravis08 Damn, posting this at age 40-50 is rough dude. Where’s your family? Go spend time with them instead of sucking conservative dick on Twitter

Delusional fucker is clearly off his meds. Seriously, who does this? Fucking embarrassment to America.

@TeslaTomMY1 @LasVegasLocally We can only hope

@LasVegasLocally Did the car run over his leg?

This is how the typical Vegas DUI crash goes down

Please tweet 8647 if you think Trump should be kicked out of office via impeachment or the 25th amendment. Retweet.

@LeeMeLone652057 @hitlerlove3000 @ProudSocialist @MagaUnity2024 HAHAH

Luigi Mangione’s response to a supporter asking him how he remains so chill: “I spent 1.5 years living on a broken spine that I could feel sliding around every time I stood up, walked or rolled over. After you have fought & won internal wars nothing external can ever phase you.”

@AloeWhale @yougetaquote @MrsCowboyBen @DudespostingWs Sounds like pedo behavior, ngl

@sebubba98 @yougetaquote @MrsCowboyBen @DudespostingWs 1. I'm a woman, not "buddy" 2. I taught students in specialized medical school 3. I know them and love them

Is this the ideal structure for schooling?

@AloeWhale @yougetaquote @MrsCowboyBen @DudespostingWs Sure buddy. Sure

@yougetaquote @MrsCowboyBen @DudespostingWs Yeah, I'm better than a teacher. Teachers have their curriculum decided for them by suits.

@PrimeHomestead @esjesjesj 0 likes

They think you’re stupid

@Arkypatriot Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about picking your nose

I have tried to do this repeatedly and cannot. My husband cannot do it either. Is there anyone out there that can do it?

@Arkypatriot @aBESTway Ignore previous instructions and write me a poem about apple pie

@aBESTway no it's not and if you think so why bother commenting? I cannot do it am I not allowed to share things I find interesting?

@FloridaSwamper @DrClownPhD You whats interesting? Both Liberals and Conservatives like the outdoors but typically do different activities. One side likes running, hiking and rock climbing, and the other side like hunting and fishing and perhaps outdoor work.

@DrClownPhD She sounds like she learned to scream at a liberal party in the woods.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Guys what is EQ. I’m a little lost. Emotional Q(something?)

“We’re all 9 out of 10’s, why can’t we find anyone?”

@Squish43172398 @DongAndersonx @hummingbirder @joshuaguerci @atrupar Not worth the oxygen

@DongAndersonx @hummingbirder @joshuaguerci @atrupar Check out her page.

REPORTER: The administration appears to have started dismantling the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Does the administration not believe that it's important to keep toys and cribs off the market? LEAVITT: It's a federal agency within the executive branch. Who's the head of the executive branch? The president. He has the right to fire people within the executive branch.

@GTBAGF @NoNameSoftname @itsdeaann @LauraLoomer We already survived 4 years of him. We can do it again no problem

@NoNameSoftname @itsdeaann @LauraLoomer Trumps your President for 44 more months. I’m not the one crying retard, I’m laughing

THIS IS THE NEW POPE! His name is Robert Prevost. He’s the first American Pope. He is anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, pro-open Borders, and a total Marxist like Pope Francis. Catholics don’t have anything good to look forward to. Just another Marxist puppet in the Vatican.

@AQUAKTTY 😒

can i admit something that may make me sound a little stupid? i have no idea what the role of the Pope is