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@yabaleftonline This is how I need my barber to keep showing up for me even at my lowest. I admire his commitment to grooming despite everything.

"I am the most unluckiest man. I am never giving up. I am 41 going to 42; it's been 28 years trying to be in the entertainment industry" - EmekaTheStar says as he is set to start all over again.

@cecond_thoughts @Derahobs It’s the second and third person to do the tying you need find first.

@seyejohn @Derahobs I have two heavy duty ropes in my Amazon cart sha.

Best way to tíe a Mąn down, is to get pregnānt for him

@cecond_thoughts @Derahobs Thank you

@Derahobs The best way to tie a man down is to buy rope, and get two-three people strong enough to hold him down then tie him. Anything outside that, you're wasting your time.

@Dayveed_Ade As it has always been

About 80% of all the stolen money in the world are in London. It’s the perfect location for proceeds of corruption.

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

@Nedu64 @DeGentleman_ 😂

@DeGentleman_ Na why I don't argue. 02 I don prepare for GCE.

Wait! You were born in 2002? 😭

and im a part of it

@basedandbougie This is a failure of Ofsted

🚨BREAKING! The 🇬🇧UK plans to lend £746 Million to 🇳🇬Nigeria to help them refurbish their Ports. The consistent aid given to African is getting out of hand! Africa has received more “aid” in the last century than Britain did after the Blitz. The UK received $3.7billion in aid from the US and this was after a BRUTAL WORLD WAR and they used that money wisely to rebuild the UK into the state we see today. Not only that, most of the African politicians are living better than European politicians in 20 bedroom mansions whilst the general Africa public live in poverty …. Where is this aid going ???

@thdxr Yes

man the responses to the new claude max limits are crazy everyones expectations are so out of whack it's kind of embarrassing to get this mad, i'd just be like damn ok i'll cancel were you guys depending on this shit to keep your grandma alive i don't get it

Charlie Kirk got assassinated at 31 years old and then became the biggest joke on the internet. His face is now constantly superimposed onto pictures & videos for people to laugh at for the rest of time. His widow has made a mockery of him and she herself has become a meme. Basically, everything he ever did in life has been rendered useless. There's something incredibly sinister & demoralizing about this, like watching a person's soul being sent to Hades in real time, only it's not the Ancient Greeks. It's us.

🇧🇷 The President of Brazil declares: Iran has also been attacked. I am very angry! Why does everyone with power think they own the world?! We are no longer colonies. We have our independence. Come, let us cry out! The empire bombed Iran. Sanctioned Venezuela. Blockaded Cuba. Invaded Iraq. Destroyed Libya. Colonized Palestine. And the world is supposed to stay silent. Brazil speaks. The Global South rises. We are no longer colonies. We are not asking permission. We are declaring independence. Come, let us cry out. Not with tears. With voices. With unity. With resistance.

@Dr_Ebubedike @afalli I’m guessing it’s only people he follows that can reply. I’m in Europe, I follow him,verified and still excluded Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative

@afalli I don't think it is as simple. I am in US and can't reply. He tested a new feature recently that palces reply restriction based on some parameters. I am not verified, so it may be people he follows and other verified accounts - regional or global, can't say for sure.

Superb political ad. One of the best you’ll see. This is better, and resonates more, than anything coming from Labour or the Tories.

@cfdownes_ First it was Mamdani. Now you’ll be forced to listen to the young -ins and it will be televised

One in ten zoomers are backing Restore Britain.

Protect Druski 😂

That deviant at Gunna show last night a different type of animal

@cecond_thoughts Remilekun 😂

I saw a cute little baby today; she's about 4-6 months or so. Kept cooing and smiling at me. Her deep blue cute eyes so beautiful. Her dad asked if I wanted to hold her; I said no as I've got a cold. I thought I felt my ovaries ache, it was just my IUD settling in.

@cecond_thoughts Is it free for personal gmail?

Gemini in Gmail has nicely half-ed the time I spend in doing personal admin.

@Hayles_101 Very

Nervous. Can't be the only one.

Accept the discomfort that comes with a change of season. Don't try to fix it or avoid it. Sit in it and you will see that you have the ability to get through it.