Erin Bartolome

Sam Coffey dresses like she's about to breakdance for Australia. P.s. I love them both

Naeher. MVP. #usavbra

Artistic gymnast Casimir Schmidt has Toad AND Mew tattooed on his arm and we are HERE FOR IT. 🍄  #ParisOlympics

I'm bawling. Marta. 🐐

@gabpdx That just seems like something rude to do in a box so nice

Finished my afternoon tea dessert. Came in this fancy to-go box.

@gabpdx She woulda slept in every one of those squares

I realize I’m moving in part to get away from reminders of her, but I have to say she would have really enjoyed this new unit. Eventually.

@AlondraH18 @skyfyefutbol Remember when they offered like $2000 bonus to move out, then $4000, then like $5500? I was like "dont do it, Alo!" And then the landlord was like "aw come-on, guys, I need to make money on this apartment I just paid millions for!" 🤦

@skyfyefutbol WE don’t pay that amount because we refuse to move out so budgeting actually works for us. But we literally can’t afford to live anywhere else cause even at $2400-$2600 (for a smaller apartment), we would struggle big time I hate it here 🙃

This shit

Imagine being so talented that in just a few decades, the entire world forgets that you’re not just a nepo baby, but THE nepo baby.

@gabpdx Pack your bags yet?!?

HUZZZAH!!!

@gabpdx Go hang out w/ Mother...she's not in Amsterdam anymore, but due west on the coast in Zandvoort if you're jonsein for some village beach life & some home-cooked meals 😉 (Ghey Kramer & Co. will be there in a couple weeks)

If you were taking a 3 week trip to Europe in July, where would you go and what would you do? Exclude France because Olympics.

@gabpdx Woah, woah, woah...slow down there, partner...

Four years into working from home, I’m finally going to have space for an office. Moving on up to a 2 bedroom!! Like an adult or something. Coming in June.

@gabpdx I'm so so so sorry, buddy. People say it's worth it, but I'm not sure...our hearts are with you ❤️‍🩹

All y’all are fired. No one told me how awful this would be. It sucks so much I’m not even mad about footy.

@gabpdx Neville's been through god knows how many during his years as an outdoor cat

lol. I just now got why they say cats have 9 lives.

@AlondraH18 Whaaaaa?!?!? Saw this too late

"Will you free my Palestine" Sticker spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

I'm at the perfect age where all my "pics at 21" are on floppy disk

Do we see popcorn chicken anymore?

@gabpdx Haven't been able to wrassle Neville into one yet

Do diapers on cats work? We’re getting close to needing to find out.

@sweatnap Omg...that's the cutest thing ever... but also, INDOCTRINATION!!! No hustle culture for you, young lady! 🤣

Midsommar / Midwintar