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@theaceofspaeder I did it. For 2023. Shoulda done 2025. Shouldn’t be surprised leadoff has fewest PA with both runners on and RISP because >20% of them default to bases empty but I am a little bit?

@theaceofspaeder Need someone to do this for plate appearances with runners in scoring position. I think 2 would almost certainly be higher than 1 but I wonder where the breakeven is from 1. Think 3 is probably higher as well. Maybe 4?

Average plate appearances per 162 games across MLB by batting order position in 2023: 1 - 750.42 2 - 733.11 3 - 714.13 4 - 698.04 5 - 681.07 6 - 664.09 7 - 645.56 8 - 628.47 9 - 608.05 Best hitter should hit the most. Batting a guy third or fourth is predicated on the guys before him getting on base... not a sure thing, but the most plate appearances is for damn sure.

@TheDunkCentral @LevAkabas Incentivizes teams to drop from 8 to 9 or from 10 to 11. And also to lose the 7-8 play in game. Just flatten it across the board for all 30 teams and be done with it.

Here’s how the new lottery odds will look: (h/t @LevAkabas )

@Rachel__Nichols The worst teams are only the worst teams because they choose to be to get better picks

Sooo… what you’re saying is that now the worst teams with the least talent will have even less of a chance to get better.

@VivaLaStool @barstoolspringb @mostlysports @clubtrillion @RICHELLERYAN @barstoolsports @BFW @RealCGriff @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings People were saying you gotta go bang her. Absolutely nobody gives any kind of a fuck to watch you do anything other than that.

Connor and Mark debrief after @barstoolspringb

@KevinOConnor @kirkgoldsberry Only endless if they’re all right

@kirkgoldsberry Endless challenges would not be good for the product.

Two successful challenges should not mean you can’t challenge again. So dumb

@LegionHoops He quit

Those saying Kevin Durant “quit on his team in the middle of the playoffs” are clueless. KD played in 78 of 82 games this season… at 37-years-old. He suffered an unlucky knee injury in practice and missed Game 1. He played through injury, and suffered ANOTHER unlucky injury to his ankle in Game 2, which he played through. This injury usually sidelines players 2+ weeks… KD is going through around-the-clock treatment. That’s why he’s not on the bench. The Rockets aren’t as good without KD. That’s why they’re down 3-0. Don’t buy into online narratives. KD just had bad luck, and is still the main reason the Rockets were a top 5 seed this season in the first place.

@vasalex93 @NoContextHumans Why

@NoContextHumans They should change the rule to say it must slide in without force

She has done this before

@bmsatter @NotTheeWillHill Retard

It’s a close 50/50 judgement but I’m fine with ruling a hit. There is strong evidence that he misplayed the route by one of several determining factors—lost sight in the rafters, lights, who knows. But all of them will typically result in the ruling of a hit. Once environmental obstacles are introduced, or evidence of misreading a route, the propensity to rule an error is nullified. Thousands of examples of this throughout history.

In what world is this a double ? I know probably nobody cares but it’s completely ridiculous and calls into question the credibility when this is a ruled a hit

@Cbutt52 @AzDbacks9393 @DanteTheDon @RICHELLERYAN Never met a straight Dominican

@AzDbacks9393 @DanteTheDon @RICHELLERYAN No way your saying all that with this pic bruh 🤣.

No @RICHELLERYAN I’m extremely confident in my sexuality

@barstoolspringb @RealCGriff What the fuck is wrong with him

Would @RealCGriff actually hook up with Richelle Ryan?

@JeffNadu Lmao “I chilled with her” you’re such a fuckin loser

Richelle is a show woman. She knows the demo of Barstool fans… for her it’s all for show, she’s very smart with that. She was super cool I chilled with her before like 3 years ago. I haven’t spoke to her in a long time. If it were me I’d fuck her 1 million percent if presented opportunity. He doesn’t seem like the type though and that’s not a bad thing

@DannyJConrad @reedt4723 lol if I was chickenfry I’m bangin him like he’s like make a wish kid. Everyone gets to feel great about themselves after

Brianna Chickenfry FaceTimes Reed and his eyeballs nearly leave his head

@barstoolspringb God I fuckin hate how much I hate him lol

Richelle is LOVING Connor right now

@BronMuse KD about to dust that burner off for this

Jabari Smith Jr. on Kevin Durant: “It's on him to find ways to get himself involved and get to his spots without the double team. Just because he's getting double teamed, we still need him to be KD, you know?..."

@barstoolspringb No idea why Connor’s there if he’s not gonna fuck richelle

“No idea why he’s still here” - Connor

@barstoolspringb @KaticMichael Lmao Dante hilarious

Dante is demonstrating sex positions in public

@barstoolspringb Katic better give me somethin to jerk off to

Connor recaps his date with Richelle Ryan

@MeganMakinMoney Difference between actual athletes and the pussy boy smokes of the world

Not a fan of the sitiationship however he makes Nicky’s hard 75 look weak

@barstoolspringb Get that wigger some chap stick

“The most Brady thing I’ve ever heard”