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@LeeAndersonMP_ You should thank your lucky stara you're even there. You won't last long 👎

It's Wednesday

@coldwarsteve Hey up! Cilla's back!! Can you slip in Tosh from The Bill as well?

@JonathanPieNews He must have tried so hard not to drop any clangers. Bless him.

*'today's'

@blaiklockBP Thick hag.

March 2019 - under 2 million on Universal Credit. March 2026 - 8.4 million on Universal Credit.

@anon_opin I was best man once. I tried to get my mate's mum up on the dance floor. It took ages. She hated every second. Really wish I hadn't bothered 😱

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@anon_opin My wife left me and left her 2 bloody cats with me!!!

Cats are part of the patriarchy. No hear me out - how many women are only staying in a relationship because they can't find alternative accommodation that also takes cats?

@anon_opin £3.80 at mine. I didn't mind that. But I nearly died at the price of the curry sauce. £1.60. I stood there with a fiver, and the bloke said "And the rest".

There's no point saying "cheap as chips" anymore. Have you seen how much a bag of chips costs down the chippy these days!?

@anon_opin I love bagel bread. But why the f**k do they have a hole in the middle? It does my head in trying to butter them.

The ideal bagel is nearly circular but with just enough irregularity that you can confidently match up the halves with the right orientation again after spreading the cream cheese

@anon_opin You sound like Alan Partridge.

Film producers in the US should be obliged to provide subtitles in English. It's not "runs good on regular gas", it's "runs well on normal petrol".

@MagriTiger @Socket1Sophie Well anything that helps to get the message across that @reformparty_uk are a bunch of scumbags has got to be a good thing 👌

@simonbown @Socket1Sophie So she could leave ,call them racist & join Tory party in 2024 newhamvoices.co.uk/2024/07/02/ref…

@floboflo No s**t?

Their are local girls in your area.

@anon_opin Yes. To pay for the large scale screen technology.

Since large scale screen technology became so good, the quality of stagecraft & production of concerts has dropped way down. Funny how the ticket prices have gone through the roof though FFS

@anon_opin Which came first? I'm guessing birds were called tits before tits were called tits 😅

Whoever decided to name small birds "tits" ruined forever the possibility of a sensible conversation about these beautiful creatures.

@NoContextBrits The artist has got some talent 👍

Wanksy strikes again.

@dank_ackroyd Love this clip 👌

Margaret Thatcher died 13 years ago today

@Midge1415 I bet behind closed doors, the Americans have kissed the Iranian's arses to get this deal. All good I suppose. But I still want Trump gone of course. He's bad for the world's mental health.

I’ll stop bombing you if you open the thing that was fully open and fully operational before I started bombing you. Fucking moron 🙄

@Midge1415 Enough is enough. It's time for him to be removed. God knows what we'll wake up to tomorrow. Anxious times.

Yooooooo hoooooo 👋 coooey! 👋 Anybody with some bollocks going to deal with this fucking lunatic cunt? Anybody at all? Now would be a good time 😡

@coldwarsteve @rustyrockets Love the addition of Tosh 👌

The truth of Christ will always set you free.