Simon Maltman Thriller Writer

‼️Release Day! 📢I’m pleased to share the 2nd Mick Walker book-DEATH NOTICE is out today! I'm excited to have this out there & would hugely appreciate any shares- thank you! amzn.eu/d/0ak8bUJG #crimefiction #newrelease #thriller @SharpeBooks #KU #KindleUnlimited

@jamza32 I’m sure man. I must get watching that

@simonmaltman Watching Detective Hole on Netflix,nothing else to do apart from watch TV lol

@simonmaltman Hey Simon how are ya,was wondering if you got Jack White tickets for Belfast in August?

@jamza32 Do man that sucks! Hope it feels better soon

@simonmaltman I know I broke my ankle walking the dog and got a doctors line till 5th of May hopefully all better in a few months.

@jamza32 You’ll be hanging haha!

@simonmaltman It’s going to be a heavy week Jack on the Monday and Idles on the Wednesday before.

@jamza32 😃

@simonmaltman Yeah got 2 tickets on the pre,first time in Belfast be rude not too lol

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

@BurnedasWitches @onionrick This is sounding sweet Rick 👍

Here's a little sneak preview of the beginning of the end, in the shape of To The Sky, the epic album closer. Featuring gargantuan fuzzed out riffs sweetened by stacked vocal harmonies, I hope this is as epic a musical send off as Mr Strange deserves.

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

114 years on, Belfast witnesses a full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night...a powerful tribute. #titanic #rmstitanic

I’m loving the new kit 👍 #yamahastagecustom #drummersofinstagram

Happy 91st birthday to Carol Kaye! She is one of the most prolific recorded bass guitarists in rock and pop music, playing on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 65 years.

Am about to go into a 3 hour GB display- thoughts and prayers

I always seem to have a cold on #paddysday but that’s alright

☘️Get yourself some #Irishcrimefiction this #PaddysDay! So much good stuff out there!

Happy Glentoran Cup Final Day! 🟢⚫️🔴... I mean Mothers Day 😛#glentoran

Never jammed with a pump organ before!

MATCHDAY! 🆚 Linfield FC 🏟️ The Clearer Twist National Stadium 🎟️£15/£10 🗓️ Sunday 15th March ⏰ 3pm 🏆 BetMcLean League Cup Final #COYG 💚🐓 🎨-@IK3R_26

Us trying to be jazzers!

A made up a wee funky thing one evening and thought I'd put it up- because why not?! #newmusic #jazzfusion #funky #newrelease