mia★

me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me

@leonardsapple i hope for them that he did not

i wonder if art jr ever met tff

@musicfortables retweet

@firstltmartin Kathy's song best song ever?!?!

Kathy and paul are so important to me. Wdym they still talk.

@leonardsapple absolutely banger again

tears for fears fans be like tears for fears

@speaksweetangel im starting to believe it's real...

@simonsfunkel This keeps happening somehow…

sometimes when i talk about anything related to paul simon i feel like im vibrating and im going to explode if i don't spew his entire life story immediately

@firstltmartin @etherealklaus a question that pops into my mind often when i see him

@simonsfunkel @etherealklaus Gay or hates women? Stay tuned

she twists!

@EagleE4860 the goat

@simonsfunkel too good for us

billy joel flies away mid concert in new alarming image

guys I posted the next chapter of my fic it's kinda short and rushed but i want to get to the angst sorry #workskin" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/works/86027996…

@firstltmartin @etherealklaus yeah cause wdym he was pulling all these women and decided to be evil to them all????

@simonsfunkel @etherealklaus Shes my proof hes some type of aromantic cause what

@simonsfunkel Bottoms can be horny as fuck too guys

@firstltmartin @etchy_sketch2 jilly boel just made banger after banger...gimme that fanfic 🤤

@simonsfunkel @etchy_sketch2 NO IM SO SORRY i love billy so bad..pul simon billy yaoi

@speaksweetangel we are morphing into each other omg what is happening

@simonsfunkel You are me

@firstltmartin @etherealklaus genuinely every photo he looks so depressed girl if you don't want Shelley Duvall I'll take her

@simonsfunkel @etherealklaus He looked so sad to be at this party

@carmiette ME TOO DO THEY NEED A FOURTH IM AVAILABLE

@simonsfunkel he actually pmo IT SHPULDVE BEEN MEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this is a fucking insane photo when you know the lore look at him and look at them how'd he pull BOTH

@firstltmartin oh absolutely that man is bottom through and through

@simonsfunkel And we all know it was art garfunkel taking it

one of them was taking it up the ass from the other one

@firstltmartin @etchy_sketch2 BILLY JOEL IS THE GOAT i was supposed to go see him but he cancelled his tour:(

@simonsfunkel @etchy_sketch2 MIA BILLY JOEL FAN???

@etchy_sketch exactly god forbid a guy get a little hungry

@simonsfunkel I can imagine he's chewing up all my clothes rn but its okay bc hes a tailor and he can make me new ones

he's dressed like my masc lesbian friend

@nicksbaez nah bro i hate this actually