jesse

tweeting about nerd shit but the fight between invincible and conquest in s4e5 with no music just the sounds of the fight made my entire body tense up for multiple minutes it was painful to watch

FRIENDS WHO GYM: what is your split? i’ve been trying to do PPLxULx for the last couple months but training legs twice a week is not for me.

build up sets on incline + flat bench + video of 225 for posterity

I JUST BENCHED 225 FOR THE FIRST TIME

@hardlorepod i bought that fiskars rolling fabric cutter the day after he posted this. it’s a game changer.

Anybody who buys a shirt, you know what to do…

let me see ur drafts, cowards!

@cherrythrillllx the wielded steel merch store has great news for you in a day or two

the situation is getting dire u guys have got to keep my ass away from the baby tees

@blueberybiscuit let’s not get ahead of ourselves babe

im glad i started fucking and stopped drinking at the same time. i think im going to quit cigs and weed in the next week just to be totally pure. should i drop my psych meds too do we think ??

Took a break for a bit Still in the gym Still rocking Still having fun

my first solo project is coming out Friday, April 3rd. My Penitence by Teeth On Teeth I wrote and performed all the songs except on drums, I paid my boy to do that. I recorded mixed and mastered these songs. Super stoked to put this out.

@hneyvoiced u know ball

#yup open.spotify.com/track/5qYp7YDk…

girl turn on that kitty wells and grab u a beer

@johnwar28430858 can i have $20

@baby_snoozy Sexy Master

still bald still fat still 6’4” in case anyone was wondering

@Sammi_Sativa Mama Tried. it’s an old country song.

@baby_snoozy what does your forehead say

@ema96272089 idk what this means but okay

@alanisman1 i am a communist

@baby_snoozy Are you maga?

at some point this tweet caught the algorithm into the kinky/gay side of twitter and i’m getting followed by a bunch of submissive guys and anonymous gooner accounts with big hairy man fetishes and i just wanna say that i am open to the idea of any of you sending me money

@miserableulaf sorry :/

I think if a band’s live technical difficulty is the venue’s fault they should give you a thousand dollars cash

i can’t stop rubbing my big stupid bald ass head and whispering to myself “…fuck i’m so bald”