Skyjon

This is what passes for international diplomacy and leadership today. An all caps misspelled rant from a sundowning old man is posted by the Department of Defense as an official order. 35 years ago I had just fought the last battle of Desert Storm and GEN Schwarzkopf met our enemy in a tent in the desert to lay out their withdrawal from Kuwait as thousands of coalition troops waited for our orders. Today a mentally unstable narcissist posts on his personal social media company his brain dump and our troops are left scrambling to decode it all. This is the most incompetent leadership I’ve ever witnessed at any level.

Reporter: Who is Witkoff talking to in Iran? Trump: With a person… we supposedly took him out, but he’s still there. Nobody’s ever seen him, and we’re not really sure… it’s complicated. 🚑 Someone get a doctor for grandpa!

So the 48 hour thing was to keep oil elevated over the weekend for the dump this morning. It was the setup for the scam. Seems legit.

Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week

My mother once "threatened" to make my brother (6) and I (4) sleep outside of we didn't get our room cleaned up. So we decided that we should probably spend the rest of the day preparing to sleep outside because that would be WAY easier than cleaning our room. Our bright idea was to dig holes for us to sleep in so we could cover ourselves in leaves and sticks to act as blankets. So instead of my mom finding her sons cleaning their room, she found them digging their own graves in the back yard.

Suffolk not pissing around

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

🚨BREAKING: FIRST PHOTOS OF TRUMP’S CALL WITH IRAN

Hey Guys. Good News. World War Epstein has been delayed for 5 days until Friday at market close.

There are no "ongoing talks with Iran". Trump is just trying to manipulate the markets again

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

@WhiteHouse TACO.

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, it's the American way.

Whenever I’m feeling down, I remind myself that a trillion dollars’ worth of propaganda didn’t work on me. How about you?

Trump every Monday : " We have a deal " Trump every Friday : " I will use nuke to destroy Iran "

They aren’t even trying to hide the stock market manipulation

how are you charging me money for me to print off the ticket at my house?

Iran will not open the Stair of Hormuz within the 48 hour deadline. If Trump does not attack the Iranian infrastructure, he will look like a weak bitch. If he does attack, the world burns. 4D chess.

Trump: “We wiped out their leadership.” Trump: “Had a productive talk with their leadership.”