slttz

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slttz

slttz

@slatthouse

data analyst, trivia enthusiast, overall weirdo

NY, computer land Beigetreten Ekim 2015
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Awful Announcing
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing·
Villanova HC Kevin Willard: "I'm gonna fire my staff." Lauren Shehadi: "Not now." Willard: "Yeah, I am. Because we've given up 8 points on underneath out-of-bounds defense. The only thing I'm gonna do is fire them and get a new staff." #MarchMadness
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slttz@slatthouse·
@thatmetalwolf @Fenrirtheicewo1 Bojack horsemans funny episodes were in their defense hilarious. The constant puns and tongue twisters and oddball stuff. Even the heavy handed stories were fine every now and then. Then it just started taking itself way too seriously
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Fenrir the Ice Wolf
Fenrir the Ice Wolf@Fenrirtheicewo1·
I'm so tired of this. "im a hipster with an ethnic background, so I'm gonna make a show burning millions Aaron therapy for it." trope going on in Hollywood. Especially in comedy that isn't even funny. Let's go back to the days of Aqua Teen or Sealab or Friskydingo or Archer season 1 to 4, where boundaries were broken and things stuck with you forever. Nobody gives a shit about your life.
ToonHive@ToonHive

First look at ‘DANG!’ Andrew Law, Stephanie Hsu, and Poppy Liu star in the new adult animated comedy about two chaotic siblings whose lives are upended when their overachieving older sister suddenly returns. Premiering later this year on Netflix.

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@PortfolioXpert @IAmSagzee Dude you had chatGPT write your post for you, don’t talk about attention spans
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Bob Kendall (The Kendall Report)
Bob Kendall (The Kendall Report)@PortfolioXpert·
So here’s the issue you get influencers like this guy have a quarter million followers and they claim they don’t know why it is declining… it’s because they don’t understand basic mechanics of price discovery. They don’t understand that the marginal buyers or the float determines price they think the onchain bitcoin is that is the price discovery Well, it was once upon a time but now.. Once you can synthetically manufacture the supply, the asset is no longer scarce and once scarcity is gone, price becomes a derivatives game, not a supply-and-demand market. This is exactly what has happened to Bitcoin. This is the same structural break that occurred in gold, silver, oil, and eventually equities once they became derivatives-dominated. The original premise that no longer exists Bitcoin’s entire valuation logic was built on finite supply (21M) and inability to be rehypothecated. That died the moment: •Cash-settled futures •Perpetual swaps •Options •ETFs •Prime broker lending •Wrapped BTC •Total return swaps were layered on top of the chain. From that moment forward: Bitcoin supply became theoretically infinite. Not on-chain in price discovery. The metric that explains the collapse Synthetic Float Ratio (SFR) Once you can synthetically manufacture the supply, the asset is no longer scarce — and once scarcity is gone, price becomes a derivatives game, not a supply-and-demand market. That is exactly what has happened to Bitcoin. This is the same structural break that occurred in gold, silver, oil, and eventually equities once they became derivatives-dominated. Why Wall Street can now “trade against” Bitcoin They do exactly what they’ve done in every commodity market: 1.Create unlimited paper BTC 2.Short into rallies 3.Force liquidations 4.Cover lower 5.Repeat They are not “betting” — they are manufacturing inventory. The same 1 BTC can now support: •An ETF unit •A futures contract •A perpetual swap •An options delta •A broker loan •A structured note All at once. That is six claims on one coin. That is not a market. That is a fractional reserve price system.
The ₿itcoin Therapist@TheBTCTherapist

Bitcoin actually tagged $73,000 today, which is borderline insane. What’s remarkable is no one actually knows what’s happening and why price is going down. It’s all predicated on some BS glitch narrative from 3 months ago and the 4 year cycle which means absolutely nothing.

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🌸 Bekah 🌸
🌸 Bekah 🌸@TGrammie2·
I’m worn out hearing people moan, “Our grandparents could buy a house on one paycheck, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!” Yeah, maybe because Grandma wasn’t dropping half her income on $14 iced lattes and avocado toast shaped like art projects. Back then, if they wanted coffee, they boiled it at home in a dented pot. It tasted like burnt rubber and regret — but it woke you up and cleaned your pipes. And Grandma wasn’t “out to brunch.” You think she had time for mimosas and hashtags? She was making something called whatever’s left in the fridge and feeding six people with it. Don’t even start with Uber Eats. You think Grandpa was out here paying $38 to have a burger delivered three blocks away? Please. He grilled mystery meat on a rusted barbecue, and everyone called it dinner. Now people cry about being broke while sitting in a house full of gadgets. Two SUVs in the driveway, six streaming services, three air fryers, and matching tattoos that cost more than their light bill. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? He did. It said “Korea, 1951,” and it came with trauma, not Instagram likes. And the kids—Lord help us. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t. You’re handing an $1100 device to a child who still eats crayons and forgets to flush. When we were kids, there was one phone. It hung on the wall like a family relic. The cord stretched just far enough for you to whisper secrets before someone yelled, “Get off, I need to make a call!” And guess what? We lived. The TV? One. In the living room. With three channels and a dial that clicked like a safe. And if Dad wanted to watch bowling, you were a fan of bowling, end of story. Now there’s a flat screen in every room, the baby’s got an iPad, the dog’s got a camera, and everyone’s wondering why they can’t afford rent. Because you’re living like rock stars on retail salaries, that’s why. Grandpa wasn’t leasing Teslas or buying $12 smoothies called “Green Zen Awakening.” He drove a truck that coughed smoke, rattled like a storm, and smelled like oil and hard work. They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa brought home on Friday — that’s what they had. They weren’t keeping up with the Joneses; they were keeping the lights on. So yeah, Grandpa bought a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have a gym membership, three delivery apps, and emotional support crystals on his nightstand. His only support system was Grandma, who told him to quit whining and mow the yard. Nowadays, everyone’s broke, anxious, and “manifesting abundance” while ordering tacos on DoorDash for the fourth time this week. It’s not the economy — it’s the lifestyle. Wake up, turn off your subscriptions, make your own coffee, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll smell the truth. Credit to original author, unknown
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slttz@slatthouse·
@Camp4 I have a four year old And an 18 month at home. I try to savor every moment, even when it’s hard and I’d rather be elsewhere. Bob is spot on in that video.
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Kevin Dahlstrom
Kevin Dahlstrom@Camp4·
There’s only one thing I’m jealous of. Yesterday, I picked up a friend at his house. It was chaos — toys scattered everywhere, two toddlers running wild, remodeling in progress. I told my friend’s wife: “I know life feels hard right now, but you’ll look back on today as the best of times.” If you have kids at home, you’re living the golden years right now. Savor every moment.
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@SwiftYouTube_ Marquise Goodwin , though this could apply to many teams lol
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Swift@SwiftYouTube_·
Ball knowledge check. Name a forgotten WR from your favorite team I’ll start: Kenny Stills
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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ewa@sisterssofmercy·
best gorillaz song but you aren't allowed to say feel good inc or clint eastwood GO
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@ShinyMcShine_ “Bart is it a walking clock?” Always gets me
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes
ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries. What has four legs and ticks?" "A walking clock?" "A walking clock!" "I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box." "Bart, is it a walking clock?" "What? No, it's my dog."
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Master of the Flying Jetski
Master of the Flying Jetski@jetskitosway2·
best Animal Collective song of all time but you can’t say My Girls or Fireworks
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Equibase@Equibase·
Farewell, Thorpedo Anna ❤️
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Pope Leo XIV
Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex·
God shows a preference for the poor: the Lord’s words of hope and liberation are addressed first of all to them. Therefore, even in their poverty or weakness, no one should feel abandoned. And if the Church wants to be Christ's Church, it must be a Church in which the poor have a privileged place. #DilexiTe
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kristina.@cosmepolitics·
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slttz@slatthouse·
@WIRED Jesus Christ. Bi deserves nothing less than hell.
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WIRED
WIRED@WIRED·
When her son died in utero, a venture capitalist went to extremes to punish her surrogate. wired.com/story/the-baby…
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Mayhemily@EmilyOptixEQ·
earlier, a wasp landed on Frost, i knocked it away and didn't think it stung him, but he sure knows how to greyhound it up and take advantage of an opportunity
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slttz@slatthouse·
@HorseToWatch @HorseToWatch I was with you on both Dorth Vader and C. Cook today — the former plotted incredibly on Optix and clearly showed so much in her past races visually. Cook was obviously good enough in a contentious race. Just a brutal day.
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slttz@slatthouse·
@Rainmaker1973 Grok is this real 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
What if cats were olympic divers? [🎞️ pabloprompt, ai]
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