ceramic chicken fan

corolla coaster is officially gone :(

me and who

@billyreallyburn when do you come home?

@slayzillaaa you guys could just.. come here… 👀

i’m gunna skate to the mall today😎⛸️

ever since i saw a rat outside, i’ve started uttering threats. this morning i was walking to the car and said “ill do animal testing, how do you feel about mascara bitches” (to the rats).came around the corner and a neighbour was walking her dog. she crossed the road…

@Luigi_Licker @JumboGumbo28 stop

@JumboGumbo28 This is such a 5head play. I need to be utilizing these tactics. I may not wear underwear to activate it on my pants

I leave skid marks on my underwear to activate the laundry detergent

should i file a safety violation against my coworker who came in after hours to deliver christmas gifts despite being told not to several times because she has pneumonia? (i can’t do it anonymously)

@masonbhole erm?

I’m gonna kill skeats with a gun

just found out you produce more earwax on your period

i made the brown brownies

@Luigi_Licker tell em to get in there

Help! @slayzillaaa I’m being motorboated!

@ariqster @Luigi_Licker yeah but you’re hot so…?

@Luigi_Licker i fully used to wear these in junior high until the soles fell off so i fear i can’t say anything on the matter

Why does everyone in high school wear slippers now??

@ariqster aweeee love you baddie

this thanksgiving i’m feeling very #thankful that i’m a part of the best friend group in the whole entire world 🤧💝

@masonbhole asked security if there was a tampon dispenser in the bathroom and their eyes bulged out of their head… think that says enough about the fan base

@masonbhole can confirm

what is this? the virgin convention??

@masonbhole man, someone had a rat tail

@slayzillaaa Someone doesn’t know bladee clearly

@thecmaestro wut?

I bring a sort of “why is she here” vibe to the function

@billyreallyburn landing here now! see you soon!

@slayzillaaa LOL we are ON ROUTE

something tells me montreal will fill the void @billyreallyburn