slimythroat666

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This cat wakes me up every fucking morning by slamming down the kickstand on my door … I rlly need to remove that today 😒😩

I need a fucking vacation 😮‍💨

Depop commercials are such a lie … oh yeah I wanna go out tonight so let me sell my jacket and receive payment in 10 DAYS 🙄😵‍💫🥴

FACETIME SPECIALS TONIGHT 🍒 Dm to setup 🤗📲

Working on my reactions as an adult is insane in the membrane 😮‍💨😵‍💫 #CYCLEENDSWITHUS

Happy Humpday My Perverts 👹

I swear he places the Grindr in direct sunlight on purpose 😒

The Martini glass broke while washing dishes 😪💔

Sl3:3pii Afffff 🥺😴😵‍💫 I need a ring light … adding that to my throne 🤭🤔🕯️

Sippin white claw black cherry outa a martini glass is self care ❤️‍🔥

@diabeticcooch @diabeticoochie Mercury retrograde 🥴😮‍💨👹

Can I use nair on my assh0le 🤔

The ghost in my house is fucking with me

I HATE TEETH 😩😒

My green taper slid out of my nose onto the floor and into the drain 🥴😮‍💨😪💔

@FoodPleaser Where tf the cactus cooler at 😐

🔥 It’s a hot summer day in the 90’s….. which soda are you selecting???

“And quit listening to people that you dont even fucking like " - Madam Adam

@angelflesh3 Fuck No

does anyone actually like these

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