Dom Mecca

@elonmusk @doge_father0580 Incredible to watch a man go unbald this fast

@adam_talkshow The show has been missing something for a while…could it be…Dracula?

Portland see Adam tonight and tomorrow! portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/130463

@kurtmetzger Second from the left is the clear front runner

Consider the swamp officially drained (literally created).

@kevin_nealon Soooo….did you ever make it or…?

When I was 23, my plan was to go to New York and do standup. I arrived in New York and was so terrified by the clubs and the comics. The rooms were really small and people were smoking and the comics were very New York. Larry David was there. Then I moved to LA, and you don't just go back home right away because you don't have any money left. I was trying to do standup. I got homesick after six months. I called my dad and said, I don't know what to do. I don't really want to go home and I got just enough money for the first and the last month's rent for this shitty apartment. I thought he was going to say, come home. He said, Kev, stay out there and give it a try. I forever thanked him for that.

$300B in reparations to Iran. Sorry black folks. If only you had some oil… reuters.com/business/finan…

@jessmargera You really need to keep an eye on your parents screen time

Fox News has been grooming boomers since the 90s

🔥🔥🔥BREAKING: The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

@MarketWatcher97 @Dearme2_ Haha my man

@slizzarddom @Dearme2_ Nah, not taking care of your children is the lowest thing a man can do

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man. True or False?

@emiroseli @Mulla9131 Says someone probably from Arkansas

@Mulla9131 Once a great city.

Guess the location???

@jesse_welles made a video and wrote about it you. Love you bud. Spoiler: Jesse’s Welles is legit youtube.com/shorts/UrwVWEk… via @YouTube

@NaturalWorld515 Akron?

Can you guess this city?

@the_ceo99 Sprry ttpng wit my left hnd

STOP masturbating. stop NOW. Your future self will thank you.

@_josephine0_ A MAGA hat

Please help.

@james84_ Hiiiii

If you’re under 10k followers Reply hi 👋 We’ll follow you immediately.💛

@Magical_Views66 It’s just the only place that ACTUALLY matters.

"Is New York City actually the capital of the world, or is it just overrated?"

@vxylily Driving.

🤔

@WorkElizab Michael Douglas. He just can’t play a straight guy

@Richkhid132 lol. Is this a serious question? Of course she is…

Men who pay for sex, have you ever stopped and wondered if she's actually enjoying it or just clocking in????

@Faridatu001 Taste. Class. A decent sense of humor. The love of his children. Anyone’s respect. Etc.

Name one thing that Elon musk can't buy 🙅