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🚨BREAKING: Republican Senator Tim Scott is HUMILIATED when footage of him voting AGAINST TSA funding goes viral after he tried to blame Democrats. Republicans have consistently voted against fully funding TSA. They own this. #StopTrumpsTSAShutdown

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. x.com/WhiteHouse/sta…

He went on Google Earth and found a mysterious site in a canyon! He flew 40 hours and ‘hiked’ deep into the canyons to find Petra Jordan’s most popular tourism site. (I’m not joking, this is what the video says)

Some biologists have discovered this strange tree in New Zealand. According to experts, it is heading to Isengard to destroy Saruman.

Johnny Cash getting in and out of his Ferrari will be the best video you'll watch today😂

Hey @Delta @SkyWestAirlines my daughter is on dl4279 tonight from SLC to SGU and right after boarding the pilot came on and said “my boss told me that we have to wait 40 min for a passenger before we can take off.” That’s great that you can modify your operations based on the needs of your customers! I don’t know the circumstances but I’m sure you made the right decision. My question is when the rest of us have a similar situation can you direct us on how to communicate that to delta or sky west so that we can get the same great service? Take your time. I’ll be in the cell phone lot waiting.

Cyprus raises alarm over growing Israeli presence on the island. Cyprus's second largest party warns that waves of Israelis are buying property near critical infrastructure and settling in sensitive areas. They fears this could be a blueprint for 'Israel 2.0'

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.

Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught using a TSA escort to bypass the lines that she and her party created at the airport. This makes my blood boil.

Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.

Going to attempt to burn heated rivalry onto a dvd for my 65 year old coworker who doesn’t have streaming services this weekend 🤣🤣

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

Seriously, these motherfuckers live a privileged life while screwing over every single American.

one thing about the modern biometric passport system and centralized immigration software is it means these small mercies done out in the field by one person's principled stand aren't possible anymore. you literally cannot be the modern Raoul Wallenberg for technical reasons.

The long lines at airports now falls squarely on Speaker Johnson's shoulders. The Senate unanimously passed a bill to fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard. But Speaker Johnson is refusing to let the House vote on it. If you miss your flight, remember, this shutdown is on him.

🚨 Senators Ted Cruz and John Thune leave D.C. amid the government shutdown. Exclusive details: tmz.me/wt6fJIy

The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying. This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you. In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.

An Amazon data center in Oregon went online in 2011. It has since poisoned “the deepest reaches of the local aquifer,” & is causing cancer/rare diseases. “He noticed a rise in bizarre medical conditions among the county’s 45,000 residents, linked to toxins in the local water.”

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

Indistinguishable from the kind of fanatical rhetoric we point to in order to cast Iran’s leaders as evil and deranged