‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ LIGHT-NERD .ᐟ

/ losing my mind @ work so i cope by posting genuine bullshit on berdly and calling it a day

* homer maggie bart homer maggie bart marge

* did the job application GET them??

* w. what 😨

@spookysw0rd / THIS IS TRUE. i was in the goddamn TRENCHES against everyone calling berdly an incel for. being annoying ????/?:??:?!

@smartraces / unfortunately ppl project the worst stereotypes onto Berdly due to how he is in the beginning as if every other scene in the game don’t tell you he’s much more than THAT

/ dude . roleplaying berdly since like 2023 makes me realize how many people just HATE this guy. like, leave my little dude alone hes done NOTHING

* factually INCORRECT. i actually have a JOB at the library

* did i scare you

* BOO

/ posts engagement bait while im at work like a boss

* i am simply worried about your safety noelle

/ no matter if its been 11 months or 11 years im beating the dead horse (the jaguiers and puemas bit)

* noelle please they are dangerously aboot

* @sncwdeer i must protect you from the jaguiers and the puemas

/ his only flaw is that hes cringe and free. everything else is pure slander on his name and i will not stand for it

i think bro likes that bird a little bit #deltarune

[ his eyes wander back up to the strange, blue ... human? ] [ briefly, he almost thinks to himself "humans don't come in blue," and then he recalls the fact that this is very much a wrong answer. because kris is blue, and kris is a human... at least, berdly thinks they are. ]

* b—but only a little lost! [ his pride simply won't allow him to just lie down and accept humiliation. even if he IS apart of the so-called stupid squad (there was no such thing as the stupid squad). ] * dare i say, barely even! i was just ... retracing my steps! by thinking!

* [ ! ] [ lost?! berdly?! ] * n—not exactly! i'm just... er... [ the very thought might just make him laugh! heh..... heh.... ] * ... ... * ...yes. [ it's a defeated answer, clearly sulking as his shoulders droop slightly. sigh. so much for being part of the stupid squad. ]