Snogzilla

When mom says “say cheese!”

For the 50th time in franchise history, it’s #OpeningDay! #Mariners50 x #TridentsUp

@PugetStout I'm gonna say Naylor.

Who’s hitting the 1st M’s HR of the 2026? Reply below, correct guesses entered into a random drawing! LFG 🔱 Happy #OpeningDay

#OpeningDay Giveaway! ➕ FOLLOW 🔄 RETWEET For a chance to win a free shirt from our ⚾️ collection! rotowear.com/collections/ba… ⏳ Winner announced 3/27

I can't work...I got baseball on the brain.

@DerrickArthur I haven't gotten any either. Sadface!

Put my name in for banana ball tickets 36 times over the last few years for their lottery… not once a winner. I guess Phillies tickets will do!

babe wake up it’s opening day

I got tingles. See you on Saturday, boys!

My @Mariners play baseball today!

Not a creature was stirring, not even a moose 🫎

@EsseDeals mmmm yes please

It's that time... 🐔 ~ I have 30 Gift Cards, if you can go to Chick-fil-A (TODAY ONLY) hit me up family

Happy birthday to my first favorite baseball player 💙

@Ni_N9ne You have to learn quickly when it comes to being a Lions fan. Gotta defend the den. 😏

@snogzilla 🤣 (You're typing skills are very advanced for 2.)

Real quick for new eyes: Instead of the usual givvy chase, I’d rather real ones share why they enjoy following me. Drop a quick vouch below. Tag or RT if you know folk who’d ride with honest #OnePride energy many timelines don’t offer. (I may be plotting a RAK 😏)

The best part of doing unit inspections at work is getting to see all the pets. Lots of kitties to love on.

@rumilb Come visit and I will!

@snogzilla Snog pls make me biscuits

When I’m asked to make biscuits for dinner, I make biscuits for dinner.

I woke up with a migraine this morning, and that makes me less inclined to give a fuck about things. I hit my breaking point this morning and rolled my window down and yelled at people in the school drop off line.

@pixistik1687 Yeah, they don’t qualify

New record for lowest credit score seen today - 389

Six years ago, I got my very first puppy. Happy Mr. peanutbutter day!