Mad Sonnet

Y'all. @MarthaPlimpton liked one of my tweets today so I think we can all agree that I won #twitter for the day. You can all go make something now. Dinner? Or #goodtrouble ? Or a play? A puzzle. Believe in yourself, is what I'm saying. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IS WHAT I AM SAYING.

that new feedingducks fic is just SO SO good

@barrylongii In Dallas growing up it was only ever KVIL on my mom’s car radio. Ron Chapman was THE MAN.

Which radio host was the first one you really became a fan of? A) Elvis Duran B) Steve Harvey C) Howard Stern D) Big Boy E) Bobby Bones F) Alison Steele G) Ryan Seacrest H) Charlamagne tha God I) Rush Limbaugh J) A local radio host from your city L) Comment other radio host ✍️

The eye doctor is the only I can really handle because there’s built-in retail therapy.

@CatLover56577 Ethel or Frank.

What name would you give this cat?

Finally, an expert weighing in on this discourse

@sauvamemte I feel like this is a win-win-win situation. You could incorporate any dance move into full body laughter and enjoy all the feel-good hormones of both while righteously mocking. It’s a massive contribution to the greater energy field.

I want to start taking dance classes, but if I end up in a dance class with a twitching white boy like the one I’ve been seeing in these videos, I’m going to laugh. I’m going to laugh loud hard and long because what are you doing? 😭😵‍💫😒

Patricia Clarkson Mary Todd Lincoln

@theashleyray I’m just so glad that you took this on for us nosey bitches who don’t wanna read all that.

i dont know what More is and you cant make me learn about another sad white lady in a bad open marriage

Y’all. Brad has a take.

@aubreystrobel @shesbonky

they didn’t need to add the “hard” there did they

@DKAstrology This explains my day.

I slept 9 hours. Yup, 5 planets in Pisces. We may not be able to be really productive today, kinda daydreaming energy.

@Amelia558rs It is so, so beautiful. But more importantly, if it makes you feel beautiful and true, then nothing else matters.

Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds

@calajms I used to hate my name. Now I love it. And I get compliments on it all the time.

what's the prettiest name you've ever heard?

I need more people on my timeline to casually horn out over Harrison Ford

@SkinCareBully Oily.

What’s your skin type?👀

She should get to punch any nuts she wants to. If that human fart got a show where he pretends to be in charge, she should get a nut-punching show. A grouper of men compete a project and at the end she gets to punch any and all of them in the nuts. She would never do this. Want.

she is beauty she is grace she will punch you in your face

@drjenwolkin Fuuuuuuuuck.

At the core of trauma is disconnection: to self, to others, to time, to the world. Ironically, the thing we need to heal from trauma IS connection. When the Antidote IS the “Poison”, we need to tread lightly, and expose ourselves in increments. Gentle, Gentle, Gentle. XO, Dr, Jen

last preview before she’s posted!!

@drjenwolkin Some days I literally have to convince myself that I deserve to take them. Ugh.

Society: “those ADHD meds are addictive and harmful.” My patients: “I keep forgetting to take my ADHD meds, can we talk more about this, and come up with strategies to remember?” XO, Dr. Jen