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Space Johnston

@spacejohnston76

Some people call me the Space Cowboy Some people call me the Gangsta of Love Some people call me Maurice Cause I roll the d20 of Love

Outer Space Beigetreten Kasım 2012
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
We writers are a lot like strippers. Ordinarily we hide our thoughts in civil discourse, but the page is our stage and if you get up there and you're not taking it all off and throwing your junk around like nobody's watching? Then you're kinda doing it wrong.
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
@AlysssaHazel I've often wondered how much King gets paid to say that. I think I once saw it on a cook book.
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
@SkyTheViking Youch! I basically unscrew the top and then use one of these to pour the gas into whatever needs it.
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Sky@SkyTheViking·
@spacejohnston76 Dudeeeeeee I legitimately didn't know how these things operated. I found out, but took some gasoline to the eyeball (don't ask). I'm much less impatient with them now 😂😭😅
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Sky@SkyTheViking·
I would like to have a very strongly worded conversation with whoever invented this nonsense.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Somebody hand me a hammer ...
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⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester·
Which is the most annoying and most populace on X? Which had the most simpletons running around? I ask because they seem to often be the same individuals.
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
@DannyDrinksWine Ten years later David Hasselhoff stars in Baywatch which is pretty much nothing but models wearing swimsuits for each entire episode. It's a big hit despite being a bit brainless. Good call executives!!!
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DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine·
Originally, Caroline Munro's character in "Starcrash" (1978)-'Stella Star', was going to wear a skimpy leather bikini throughout the movie. American studio executives were concerned the film would have problems being broadcast on network television if it were the case. So, they insisted that director Luigi Cozzi put Munro in less provocative clothing in the second half of the movie.
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
@KevinLamb74 A bit of a railroad but otherwise an excellent adventure. Even comes with its own ball game!
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
@OGCrimsonJester It is ridiculous. I haven't watched the Price is Right in years, but I'm sure if I did I would be stunned. I'd have to wonder if I wasn't watching the Mexican edition where everything is in pesos.
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⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester·
The US dollar has gone down in value so much that it's barely worth more than a dime did when I was born. The dime is essentially a penny and the nickel is half that. The nickel used to make money for the Fed every time a new one was minted. Now it costs about a quarter.
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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·
And that's it for tonight. Damn it, why's tomorrow got to be Monday?
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Getting closer.
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Daddy would have gotten her an uzi.
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