Space Johnston

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Space Johnston

@spacejohnston76

Some people call me the Space Cowboy Some people call me the Gangsta of Love Some people call me Maurice Cause I roll the d20 of Love

Outer Space Beigetreten Kasım 2012

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·7 Mar

We writers are a lot like strippers. Ordinarily we hide our thoughts in civil discourse, but the page is our stage and if you get up there and you're not taking it all off and throwing your junk around like nobody's watching? Then you're kinda doing it wrong.

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·12h

In it's own way - beautiful!

Den Beauvais@DensLairStudio

I just finished this commission replica of my previous Death Race 2000 tribute painting from 2024. 30"x40" oils on canvas. Contact me if you'd like to commission original artwork.

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·12h

@AlysssaHazel I've often wondered how much King gets paid to say that. I think I once saw it on a cook book.

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Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner@AlysssaHazel·16h

"It's the scariest thing ever." - Stephen King, talking about every horror book ever, ever, ever

isa 🪷@isaturnsthepage

Can we PLEASE bring back descriptions on the back of the book instead of reviews 🫩

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Daddy Warpig@DaddyWarpig·14h

"Studio executives" are tiresome, stupid people.

DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine

Originally, Caroline Munro's character in "Starcrash" (1978)-'Stella Star', was going to wear a skimpy leather bikini throughout the movie. American studio executives were concerned the film would have problems being broadcast on network television if it were the case. So, they insisted that director Luigi Cozzi put Munro in less provocative clothing in the second half of the movie.

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·13h

@OGCrimsonJester Bring it on Mickey D's!

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⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester·14h

Some things should not be subscription based

Shield~Maiden™ MSN, RN, IBCLC, RLC@Hikergirl84

McDonald's is reportedly releasing a $54 a month subscription that will allow users unlimited meals. Corporate has yet to state exactly what “Unlimited” means. Will people take advantage and cost profits? or will this be a huge success?

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·13h

@SkyTheViking Youch! I basically unscrew the top and then use one of these to pour the gas into whatever needs it.

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Sky@SkyTheViking·13h

@spacejohnston76 Dudeeeeeee I legitimately didn't know how these things operated. I found out, but took some gasoline to the eyeball (don't ask). I'm much less impatient with them now 😂😭😅

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Sky@SkyTheViking·1d

I would like to have a very strongly worded conversation with whoever invented this nonsense.

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Retro Toys and Cartoons@toys_retro·21h

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·13h

@Super70sSports just hit them with a rock

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·14h

Somebody hand me a hammer ...

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⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester·19h

Is it better than pickleball? Is it?

Gnome Depot@gnomedepot

It’s better than Pickle Ball

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·15h

@OGCrimsonJester most populace?

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⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester·16h

Which is the most annoying and most populace on X? Which had the most simpletons running around? I ask because they seem to often be the same individuals.

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·15h

@DannyDrinksWine Ten years later David Hasselhoff stars in Baywatch which is pretty much nothing but models wearing swimsuits for each entire episode. It's a big hit despite being a bit brainless. Good call executives!!!

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·15h

@KevinLamb74 A bit of a railroad but otherwise an excellent adventure. Even comes with its own ball game!

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Kevin Lamb@KevinLamb74·23h

"Starspawn of Volturnus" by Mark Acres & Tom Moldvay (1982) Cover by Timothy Truman #StarFrontiers #FantasyArt

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Space Johnston@spacejohnston76·15h

@OGCrimsonJester It is ridiculous. I haven't watched the Price is Right in years, but I'm sure if I did I would be stunned. I'd have to wonder if I wasn't watching the Mexican edition where everything is in pesos.

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The US dollar has gone down in value so much that it's barely worth more than a dime did when I was born. The dime is essentially a penny and the nickel is half that. The nickel used to make money for the Fed every time a new one was minted. Now it costs about a quarter.