Space Sapien

And on the seventh day, Jesus fucked a bad bitch

Some people dream in real life

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles That you realize there are other ways to solve problems without violence

Try and prove me ruin I dare u

Women comedians aren’t funny. Women comedians are like monkeys riding a bike. A monkey isn’t good at riding a bike but it’s the fact a monkey is on a bike that makes it entertaining. Women comedians aren’t good it’s the fact that they think they are that makes it funny.

Need more not less. Don’t be a bitch.

They think they need less work and stress with more free time to enjoy it and have free time. The stress comes from not doing enough. I’m working a job stressing with very little motivation or enthusiasm for the little things more than I ever did in college.

I think the one thing that is the root cause for most of my issues and potentially many other guys issues is that I do not have enough on my plate. When I played college baseball I was extremely clean orderly, diet was on point constantly. Very little bad habits.

I can only think that angry old men who are always in a bad mood are that way because of the realization that they wasted their live and it is quickly coming to an end. And there is nothing to do about it except die. Take huge risks when you are young. Don’t wait.

My rock bottom is the average males peak. Sorry bout it.

@MascMillennial I actually need the American sized portions or else I lose weight. I also work out HARD 5 mornings a week and outside cardio on saturdays and outside abs sundays. Metabolism chugging like a runaway train.

Most people could get away with the American portions and not be such disgusting lardasses if they didn’t also sit and stare at a screen for 12 hours a day.

AirPods aren’t enough I need the music in my bloodstream

Usually my lunch but I eat it for dinner and breakfast too. Keeps you full much longer than any other meal I’ve had. Extremely easy to choke down. Tastes like whatever you put on it. I use a smokehouse maple seasoning and a lil bit of hot sauce. Call it my “dog food”

Eating healthy is easier than eating unhealthy. But it’s extremely boring. My diet is made up primarily of one dish. Ground beef and beans. 6 cans of black beans to 4 pounds of ground beef. Good for about 6-8 meals high in protein and perfect amount of carbs.

I told myself to completely take time off from the gym to give my body a rest from nonstop lifting and sports. Completely wrong move. Turned into an insecure bitch. I will be documenting my comeback to my average self. 195 lbs shredded. Killing it in business. No excuses

My rock bottom just so happens to be an average males peak. My rock bottom is 175 lbs 12% body fat and still looking toned without having hit the gym in almost a year. Why haven’t I hit the gym? Because I tore my labrum and bicep and have been recovering.

For the past 2 years I have been living a life not true to myself. Been terrible in the gym and not committed to working on one specific goal. I will be documenting my comeback story from being a D1 baseball player to playing independent ball to MY rock bottom.