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This epitomises the backwards trajectory offered up by Reform UK. Even hardened smokers will think this is a shit idea.

@Hazzy_Vince That’s why the bookies invented cash out ! Invented by the bookie for the bookie.

Step dads bet for 42 grand come in but he cashed it for £114🤮

Nigel Farage has called Welsh people “Foreign speakers” in a Cameo video. I hate to break it to you Mr Farage, but if you read a history book you would realise English is more foreign in the UK than Welsh. He said: “Gutted I couldn’t attend the wedding. I wanted to come, but I heard that half the guests were Welsh, and I don’t know. Who knows what would have happened with all those foreign speakers there. I don’t know.” This is at a time that his party are trying to convince people in Wales that they should elect them to the Welsh Parliament. Big credit to the Guardian for breaking this story: theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-int…

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

@DavidJenningsRP @myracingtips @JohnnyDineen Who can forget his complaint regarding the chase being a fix. Or the story about putting up the bunk beds @JohnnyDineen good luck in the future 🍻

⭐ Last ever UPPING THE ANTE with Johnny Dineen @JohnnyDineen done and dusted! He’s just about the funniest, kindest and soundest man you could wish to meet. I’ve been privileged to share a stage with him for the last four years. Last show will be out at 6pm today ⭐

@DavidJenningsRP Look at the positives. Might I wasn’t running ! 😉 saved you a few quid

In my defence (watery one) he did hammer the winner in France. I can only apologise everybody. I’ve got just about every single thing wrong this week. And a bit more. Very sorry 😢

@EqRacing_Names @RacingMikey96 Put some lemonade in it ! He’s a hound 🐶

@RacingMikey96 Fucking crook ! He shouldn’t be allowed to ride at the festival anymore!

Graveyard it is. Derek O’Connor. You should hang your head in shame. What. A. Bad. Ride. Jeriko Du Reponet, never put in the race, never given a chance to win, went from mid div up the inside going well to bumped about and 12 wide in last. What on earth was that.

@KingXManBoss @racingblogger Someone stole his pizza

@racingblogger The most undeserved 'I'm hard' stance ever. Porky didn't even think of facing up to anyone just sly punch from the side #Cheltenham #CheltenhamFestival

It’s kicked off at the Cheltenham Festival as a nasty brawl breaks out. #CheltenhamFestival 🤬🤬🤬

@racingblogger You’re in a position to promote the festival and racing not post damaging clips.

@RacingPost Teehoopoo.

With the Cheltenham Festival nearly upon us 🏇 Who's your LAY of the festival and why?👇

@NewtsDailyLays @DarylCarter7 😂 not sure they would issue one under the name Barney Rubble! 🐶

@DarylCarter7 Ha - be nice wouldn't it ?? Would also save me time trying to sign up to bet365 using by dog's name and address !!

I reckon as a gesture of goodwill, all bookmakers should un-restrict accounts for the Cheltenham Festival

@myracingtips 1-3-4-2

Rank the 4️⃣ days at the Cheltenham Festival from best to worst 👇 Day 1 Supreme Novices’ Hurdle Arkle Fred Winter Ultima Champion Hurdle Racing Plate Novices’ Handicap Chase Day 2 Turners Novices’ Hurdle Brown Advisory BetMGM Cup Glenfarclas Cross Country Chase Queen Mother Champion Chase Grand Annual Champion Bumper Day 3 Mares’ Novices’ Hurdle Jack Richards Novices’ Chase Close Brothers Mares’ Hurdle Stayers' Hurdle Ryanair Chase Pertemps Network Final Kim Muir Challenge Cup Day 4 JCB Triumph Hurdle William Hill County Hurdle Mares’ Chase Albert Bartlett Novices’ Hurdle Cheltenham Gold Cup Hunters’ Chase Martin Pipe

@racingblogger 🐯 🥖

Who's the first horse you think of when you see Gigginstown Stud's famous colours?

@horsevault Lucky enough to be there , he got a tremendous reception as he passed the stands afterward. Highlight of that day was Moscow flyers arkle.

2002 Champion Hurdle Istabraq Pulled Up & Retired

@racingblogger Great for a crack at ew multiples if the extra places are offered . Placepots interesting as well

This is the hardest Cheltenham Festival I've seen in my lifetime. It's going to be absolute carnage for punters.

@racingblogger @saxby27 😂😂

@saxby27 It can 😅😅😅

@racingblogger Brilliant if bookies are going 5 / 6 places. Ew multiples only way to go. First day used to be tough for extra places

Cheltenham Festival Day 1: 13:20 - Supreme Novices' Hurdle 14:00 - Arkle Novices' Chase 14:40 - Fred Winter Juvenile 15:20 - Ultima Handicap Chase 16:00 - Champion Hurdle 16:40 - Plate Handicap Chase 17:20 - National Hunt Chase How do you FEEL about four handicaps on Day 1..?

@PlagueLuke @ThaNFLGuy @sevenbarrows 😂😂

@ThaNFLGuy @sevenbarrows Hey hun if you’re that desperate for £7.5 I’ll leave it on the side after blowing your mum’s back doors out

Michael Buckley and I have not surprisingly spent a lot of time soul searching and thinking over Constitution Hills future and have sadly concluded that he will not be running in the Unibet Champion Hurdle the week after next. Last Friday night was for us all a magical occasion and we so appreciated his popularity and the love and admiration everybody showed to Conrad , as he is fondly called here. It was a terrific night for both him, us, and I believe British Horse Racing and we are very aware of the public perception and the possible consequences of running over hurdles and feel it is not fair to ask him and Nico to do it again. He showed on Friday night that he has another career in front of him that could possibly take us all to new playing fields. I would like to thank the thousands of Constitution Hills supporters and admirers that have shared their sentiments with us and advice on how we should proceed, and I would have to say the poll was as near 50/50 as you could get. This is a sad day for a lot of us, particularly the National Hunt fraternity that would have liked to have seen Constitution Hill try to regain his crown and sad for all here especially Nico who has spent so much time trying to iron out our jumping issues. However he leaves the jumping world sound & happy and ready for the next chapter. It has been a staggering journey so far and Michael has had to endure some dark days but of course enjoyed the enormous highs and thrills of an extraordinary horse. Cheltenham have kindly invited Constitution Hill to parade on Champion Hurdle day to give all his National Hunt supporters the opportunity to say goodbye.

@adriancurrie10 @MCYeeehaaa @CheltenhamRaces Faugheen for Matt !

@MCYeeehaaa @CheltenhamRaces Hold on Matt, didn't you once say Paisley Park was the best horse you've ever seen..🤔

So Constitution Hill won’t run in the Champion Hurdle @CheltenhamRaces. Gutted doesn’t come close. Some will be delighted and think job done. Campaign worked. For me it’s utter misery. Remains the greatest I’ve seen. Will horses who have fallen twice now be cast aside? 🏇🤍🖤

@privatevanquish I watch the racing every day and have attended the festival for a long time. From Desert orchids gold cup , rooster booster , Moscow flyer to sprinters comeback! But value is value. Ireland last yr , didn’t miss it that much. Tenerife this. 230 flight. 235 hotel, 5 nights! ☀️🍻

anyone who goes to benidorm instead of cheltenham isn’t a real betting/racing fan, nothing can beat the buzz of the betting ring. especially now the bookmakers are willing to lay a proper bet.