🅱️ornis, The Spi🅱️er (sex pervert)

sorry i can’t get to the phone right now, i am cumming and sperming all over the floor

Meep

i cannot go back there

acted so autistic when meeting with my boss today. i can’t stop cringing. i’m gonna 🤮 why must i be like this 😭😖😳

Double dipping a piece of poopie

I went to poop and fart city and everybody was talking about you

trimming my beard gone wrong accidentally cut off whole side of labia

how to stop endlessly analysing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

yall mind if I invite the naked maniac to brunch tomorrow

going to the mold room to decompress

I don't "crank my hog" i pull my piglet

Doctor told me to die and fuck myself

u sucking on her toes? how my dick taste

I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL

Snorting concrete

Stop what you’re doing and go poop rn

the poop bug is biting this morning