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I put out milk and hot dogs for Chris last night and I hope you all did the same

@neonbloodstain Oh yeah I’m eligible for an upgrade honestly I can prob do both but I want to save money and not immediately blow it so I just want to pick one or the other

I made $1000 on a 3 day vacation with my nanny fam on top of my guaranteed hours for this week should I buy a new phone and stop being unbearably frustrated every time I try to do anything at all or fix my computer so I can use publisher to format my zine

Absolutely crushed to find out my apartment complex is getting rid of our raccoons

Fastest way to get me to unfollow is with a corny message asking me to follow your band/business/whatever immediately after I follow you back lol

They don’t let a girl have an intimate public twitter diary anymore

@xVixVianax I love moms 🤤

@split_splitting ask that guy’s mom, that’s where i get mine

WRONG SEX DRUGS LMAO

Can someone make Frank Iero get more woke so he can do this with his guitars

@danydarko have you heard of alley ways

Impossible to find somewhere to pee downtown

I don’t have a husband and kids but I do have a roommate and 2 cats and in many ways it feels exactly the same

@decimate_stars Yes hi I’m @ s.greenbean !

do any oomfs wanna be insta oomfs 👉🏻👈🏻 esp if you're into concerts bc I am hoping to post more concert photography during my ✨summer of concerts✨

@SpaceDiamond1 This is so true. Thank you!

@split_splitting Americans especially have a very hard time accepting hobbies or communal activities without some incentive for profit. Capitalism has trained us to make anything a "side hustle" bc otherwise it shouldn't be worth our time right? Keep it up girl you're doing such good work 🫶

I love the support my friends give me but I feel like I’m going crazy with how many people tell me I should be charging for my events. I appreciate the gesture and know it’s coming from a place of encouragement but literally my entire goal is accessible programs for new parents

@decimate_stars Devastating reaction to my vulnerability 💔

@split_splitting this is so fucking funny to me omg

It’s time for me to be honest with everyone. This is my real body and I’m not ashamed of it

I am extremely knowledgeable about what I am doing. It looks simple but the amount of experience I have and research I’ve done over the years to provide high quality experiences and safe materials is actually important

I am offering something that checks a lot of boxes for most people. Early in the morning when baby is awake but nothing is open, weekend programming, intentionally designed for babies, and FREE. I love donations from the people who give them. But that’s just not my priority

A gay bar is right around the corner from where we’re staying and it’s sooooo fucking loud and I’m somehow the only one who can hear it. Maybe it’s because I’m gay. It’s calling to me

Look at what I’m doing to myself