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i'm probably 6'3 in heels

i wore my gdlu shirt backwards by accident and why didn’t he just make it backwards it would’ve been so much cooler @JIDsv are u deadass

@SaplingToss86 I don’t remember typing this but I meant deaf

@SaplingToss86 Pretend ur dead and make them write it

my toothbrush is completely dead it’s over

Imagine someone asks u to use ur charger but it doesn’t work with their phone because you have the iPhone 2 and they have the iPhone 35

@scrubbertluvr practice makes perfect .

im terrible at lying

lied to someone about something and my stories about it very obviously don’t line up yet they haven’t even questioned it

No way She Made Me Double Text

my employer hates me and wants me dead

holy shit dude IMG_7829.jpeg

You should be fired ngl

I feel like a celebrity

uninterrupted sleep is a myth

ive never even been to arizona lol

song is too overhated the album is really i dont see the issue

@benzofae too many buzzwords 😵‍💫

@benzofae post made my head hurt thanks

@scrubbertluvr years is crazy bro

@ssense_7 i really do i’ve been craving them for years

i want a korean corn dog i’ve never had one

@scrubbertluvr they are u should get one asap

@ssense_7 they look so good…