shammy ☘️

the world you grew up in no longer exists

just paid off one of my student loans in full i can’t wait to see how much my credit score plummets as a result

dany…

my work day so far today

i went to mcdonalds today ordered at the kiosk and they already had the bag waiting for me as soon as i turned around exactly that stupid fucking mcdonalds meme

On this day 3 years ago, the "Steven Universe VS Hitler" comic was first posted to the 'Haus of Decline' Twitter page.

We need to kill Jaime Lannister

if i knew the mbta was going to implode and make me over an hour late to work i would have just stayed home and played tomodachi life

i just have to accept that im going to be spoiled on major character deaths by people tweeting “sources tell me [character] is stable please god” for the foreseeable future

did something i thought was a nice gesture for someone else at work and they interpreted it in the worst way possible

this guy genuinely asking “why does nobody like or respect me?”

its extremely funny watching homelander get baffled and upset when people are scared of him and genuinely not understanding (or refusing to understand) why that is

LRT i hope neil’s owners know that their son has been bringing joy and whimsy to so many people every april 13th

I just realized that today is Neil's day...

@EPM108 @TwasBrillig1 this is what ive been saying!

@TwasBrillig1 he stopped writing…… because he was finished!!!!

you'd be a fool to believe this before, but there isn't even *hope* of this after the THR interview. he all but admitted he's stopped writing it. If he'd been at a point in the last year where he'd even had sight of an ending his updates would obviously look very different.