Steph

@NatMoleMayRey @OhGoodnessMia 😂😂 I'm much more likely to have to do this for you!

When Arsenal announce Lemar and Ozil/Sanchez contract extensions

@NatMoleMayRey 😂😂 yes. I think I spent about 5 years on that game!

@santanderukhelp thank you

@santanderukhelp still at square one after 2 months.

@santanderukhelp however we keep having to go through the same process with a different answer at the end of each phone call

@santanderukhelp we are in the process of trying to remove my name from a mortgage that I am currently on with my mum

@santanderukhelp santander are making an already stressful situation more stressful. Never had such disorganised unhelpful service anywhere.

@JonKelly92 amazing 😂😂

Just to clarify. She actually thought they were judged on their personality. Wow.

Quote from @NatMoleMayRey 'but he hasn't got a personality. He's a bit moody'

@NatMoleMayRey you win

@NatMoleMayRey that isn't an emoji of a salmon.

@JonKelly92 or are you just testing the water. In which case... no.

@JonKelly92 erm. Is this your way of telling me you've booked it behind my back and I have no choice...

@JamesLove3392 @KenDogMarsh @JonKelly92 It was Inevitable... no more moosing around Jon.

@JamesLove3392 @JonKelly92 this has gone too far now. Telling you lot was a moosive mistake...

Fallen a little bit in love with Frank Lampard watching him on Alan Carr. He's just so lovely !

#fifawidow @JonKelly92