Steph

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

nice to see all the gang back on Twitter for one day ❤️

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

my health insurance company doesn’t know the things i’m willing to try on a bird scooter

Me and yo dawwwwtuh

when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

How do climate change deniers still exist?? Literally go outside

Robb Elementary has 576 students—and 84% are economically disadvantaged. Now 19 were murdered, 17 have bullet wounds, & 538 are emotionally scarred the rest of their lives. The school has 1 Counselor. ONE. Yet, Uvalde Police is 40% of the town budget. This Is A Failed System.

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings. ALL OF IT FAILED. The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS

@TomiLahren It’s about guns.

Why do I think gun control could work? Because fuckin grenade control works.

NBC News: Senator Murphy spoke to reporters as he walked off the Senate floor, saying, "spare me the bullshit about mental illness. We don't have any more mental illness than any other country in the world."

Anyone saying “now isn’t the time to talk about gun control” doesn’t care that kids got fucking murdered today.

Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.