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- "Half Arthur, who's 'Art' in heaven…" #rateMyPUN #lunchPun

So. I found some uber-antique rolls of Ilford FP4 and gave them a spin in Dad's Rolleiflex. Received the developed film from @harmanphoto yesterday. The film's clearly knackered but, perhaps, in a good way. #harmanlab #ilfordFP4 #rolleiflex whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg…

@susie_dent Hello 🙂 Under the category 'Words Without Spellings', I wondered if "tszuj" (or maybe "jusz") might be candidates for that thing a woman might ask her hairdresser for: "Can you give it a bit of a tszuj?" /S

Wu-Tang K̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ Spelling Bees: C.R.E.A.M. 🐝 #wuTang #wuTangCLAN #killerBees #spellingBee #lunchPun #rateMyPUN

@XanderArmstrong [Movie Pitch] - The B52s travel through time and space, to a place where rock music doesn't exist and classical music rules. Imagine, if you will, the score that runs with the opening titles… "Dvorak is a little-old place where, we can get together!" #dvorakBaby

@sleafordmods - Me: "Fuck yes."

@thumper666 These are just words…

@TimHeymerdinger OMG! A talking dog?!

@sleafordmods Not sure if it's just me, but I'm hearing SM all over @TheHives penultimate album track "What Did I Ever Do To You" #influencers 😍

An hour's worth of Royal Blood and *THIS* shot alone (13"30') alone from a cameraperson/director making clear the high worth of the TV License 🥰 #BBCGlastonbury #royalBlood #shotoftheyear #iPlayer #tvLicense bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

@fit_as_fuc Thanks to Brexit, we may now enjoy a proper full English dub of this. youtu.be/ZfIE_hzapGk It's going to be called: "Whatto Whatto Superbird" 🧐

- Patient: "You gotta help me Doc! I don't know who I am these days. I wake up and I don't know if I'm Stedman, Lorraine, Denise, Doris or Delroy." - Psychologist: "Ah. The classic signs of a split Pearsonality." #fiveStar #5star #fiveStarRATING #rateMyPUN #lunchPun

@sleafordmods Eating a meal known as Strike Force in our house. x #swivelServant

This year, Sub@omic Limited turns 20 years old. An unreserved thank you to everyone and every business that has helped us get here and stay here. /S&S

@sleafordmods Been meaning to assemble this for years but just made/found the time to do it. x #skunkWorks #justlikewedo #pepeLePEW #englishTapas #sleafordMods

@gregjames Fresh idea for TV show: a loosely-scripted, reality show about the crazy lives and loves of a bunch of Welsh surfers obsessed with spuds - Newport 8-0 #tvShowPITCH #pitch #tvPitch #newport80 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏄🏻‍♂️🥔

- Today is a good day to leave Twitter alone." #flatliners

can't help but think that Martha And The Muffins would've enjoyed greater chart success if they went with this lyric. #marthaandthemuffins #echoBeach #html #programmersComments #poo youtu.be/lpqDTQOFvf0

was pecking-out a message on WhatsApp and found himself thinking "arse elves" as he typed 'ourselves'. This punning habit might just get him into trouble one day. #true #arseElves #rateMyPUN #lunchPun

- Chair: "Thanks to all of you who attended our extraordinary general meeting to ratify the name-change of our club. We will no longer be called Faecal Impaction Group - the motion was proposed, seconded and passed." #bristolStoolSCALE