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@stevewithaph

HOF Arm Chair Quarterback.

Show Me State Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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In an effort to teach my kid responsibility, I've been telling her that if she forgets a snack she'll be hungry. I just learned that she forgets often and the teacher just gives her a snack. Meanwhile the teacher keeps putting in the weekly newsletter to not forget snacks.
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Stuffed crust pizza never lives up to the hype.
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Lukewarm take: You underestimate how hard "Downfall of us All" by A Day top Remember goes until you hear it again.
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You gotta think that putting, "if you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name," in a song would get you canceled today, right?
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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(This is an opinion about the messaging, not the merits of either side.)
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Hot take: "Abolish ICE" is to the left what "Repeal Obamacare" was to the right 10-15 years ago. Everyone says it, but most will never come to a consensus around what it actually means, and nothing will actually get done except fundraising.
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While I don't really know what @taylorswift13 meant when she said she has a lot going on at the moment, I gotta assume making chilli dogs at 9:00 on a Tuesday qualifies.
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Might catch some hate for this, but Mendoza gives @TimTebow vibes.
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Later that night, I learned he was a strip club promoter.
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Still thinking about that time I went to Indiana and met the most stereotypical @univmiami in history.
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She also got bonus time because she told me she likes watching football with Dad.
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Kid didn't want to go to bed because her, "favorite state is playing football," but forgot what it was called and could only remember "it has a U and I in the name.
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I can't be the only one who sometimes confuses gazpacho and Gestapo, right?
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The 10-years-ago-photo trend is funny because I once said I wouldn't get married unless the @Cubs won a World Series and @realDonaldTrump got elected President.
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Death, taxes, and a Jamaican restaurant near the airport being good.
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It goes one for the money, two for the show. Now clap your hands if you got a bank roll Like some clap on lights in this bitch I'ma be clappin' all night in this bitch
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Got Money by @LilTunechi will never not go hard.
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Michael Jolley
Michael Jolley@mjolley22·
When you capture Nicolas Maduro so he can advise you on economic policy.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

President Trump Has Now: 1. Called for a 10% cap on credit card interest rates 2. Banned institutional purchases of single family homes 3. Bought $200 billion of mortgage bonds to lower rates 4. Called for the Fed to cut interest rates to 1% in 2026 5. Made $2.00/gallon gas prices a top economic priority 6. Announced $2,000 tariff "stimulus checks" Midterm election year is about to be insane.

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The @tacobell Cantina in Downtown Indianapolis is a freakin blood bath.
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