stimmy ⚢☭

I wonder what my Irons first 99 is gonna be

my foot was all bloody when I woke up this morning blehh

absolutely obliterated my little toe on a suitcase last night..

Finally got an ad for a car that drives, is cheap, not a nightmare of a fix, AND local but I put all my money into bills yesterday fuck 😭

its crazy how I can still get hard just from kissing despite this

babe, wake up, they’re transvestigating the women of the Irish Republican Army

They are people who are experiencing poverty and a myriad of health issues, you soulless ghouls.

its the weekend, I can literally sleep in... why am I sleeping less?

asking someone to play a game with me feels like i'm begging for attention and annoying them with my existence

girl who stayed up way too fucking late playing runescape..

the human body was designed for two things: getting drunk by a body of water and Smoking weed

@detectivehazama Thank you thank you, I worked really hard It just means I probably did an extra set or two so Idrc hahaa Basic is pretty funny though, you get to see people absolutely struggle to lace their boots, its truly an eyeopener on how people lose their ability to think under stress haha

@stimberbee Boot camp has taught me that when standing in a line and counting off to 3 repeatedly, someone will mess up. So getting to 5 is kind of an accomplishment.

working out has taught me that I cant count to 5 without using my fingers

Goodnight gooners

hot girl summer is cancelled for me, I am absolutely covered in mosquito bites ;-;

I think Im going to pick snowboarding back up this winter I miss ittttt

wish the mosquitos wouldnt eat me alive whenever I go smoke at night like I get it, im tasty, leave me alone 😭

subarus are so lucky... i want to have lesbians inside me too...

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i love snuggling with my gay little dogs sm

Like yes I want the car so I can rally it, but every single one would require a whole new engine 😭

I appreciate marketplace recommending Imprezas on a near daily basis, but can I PLEASE get an ad for one that actually drives