Stoned to the Bone

*a minor inconvenience happens* Me:

@ThebestFigen If I tried that

Me trying to have a normal conversation when I'm high

The blunt first thing in the morning

Guess who's high as fuck rn

"Wanna smoke" Me:

Me after any minor inconvenience:

My high ass forgetting what I got off the couch for

@RealChrisSays Hurt - Johnny Cash

When I say I'm baked instead of high

"you better not show up high" Me showing up high af:

When all you want to do is go home and smoke

Me everytime my friend comes to me with their problems

Me everytime I smoke weed and think about you ❤️

"why don't you give up weed"

Me high as hell at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

That first hit after a long day