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stridercock.straw.page send me gimmicks Please❤️

niggas in school used to say they were half muslim half christian

*watching my parents wedding video* this is fucking hetslop

Sometimes my brain will sing a n*cki lyric and then I remember

I've come up with an international flag for delivery services.

I will never forgive the internet's misogyny for making this movie flop. It's great and original!

How it feels to wake up and cry everyday

white men talking about some “i’d die for my family” when u know damn well they’re talking about a murder-suicide

@timebreaths dirk on mtb

ESSENTIALLY

Customer sa botika: Miss may tender juicy kayo na cologne? Me: H-hotdog? Customer: Hindi!!! Yung cologne na tender juicy~ LAWRD GRABENG PAGSUBOK TO😭😭

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How it feel to read back on texts from when he actually loved u

I felt nice 😊😊😊👍

The fact autism is heritable through families implies the existence of a patient zero. First person to ever be autistic must've been like yoooooo

Twink barista was so twinky I accidentally said “happy pride” after ordering and he/they just said “fierce”