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strawberry farmer enthusiast
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strawberry farmer enthusiast
@strwberyfarmer
Streaming my consciousness in real-time
Beigetreten Ekim 2014
700 Folgt199 Follower
Thoppulil valaiyam pottaa thappu
Tightaa pantu pottaa thappu
Pedicure thappu manicure thappu
Waxing thappu threading thappu
Vaai vittu sirichaa thappu
Sombal thaan murichaa thappu
Vittaakka innum solvaandaa
Break the rulessss !
New version dropped 😁
bread@pizzapurist
Why does being fit have to get in the way of being a girly girl. Can’t grown nails because I have to lift heavy. Cant grow toe nails because football. Can’t use my own makeup because tan from running. Can’t sleep in can’t stay up, can I atleast have girl dinner? Nope, PROTEEEN.
Suomi
For curiosity sake, I check the profiles of ppl who have followed me recently and honestly I can't place so many of them, whether they are bots or actual ppl or trolls. Just retweets. I don't want to disclose my pattern of who I allow, but if it isn't a resounding yes, it's a no.
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Yusuf Bhai, maan gaye ustaad 🤲
But I also wish I didn't ever get obsessed with this really expensive hobby . Why couldn't I just get into some low cost hobby instead of wanting to express myself through fragrance!?
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I think what's really likable about her besides how gorgeous she is, is she has a very warm personality 😄
✧@muvaperry
bhavitha mandava, march 2026 british vogue cover star.
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When you feel sleepy, grab it with both hands and go to sleep. Don't try to productivity max thinking I'll get to it after finishing this task. You can always wake up from sleep, but how easily can you fall asleep at will ?
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I've tried so many of noice's products across the spectrum and every single time it's been a disappointment. I tried their chips , buttermilk and ice cream, all subpar. Packaging is excellent though, if only the food tasted as good as that 😕
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Lunch was delayed a bit and I was getting annoyed about non issues. That Snickers ad will always ring true where Sonam Kapoor is acting like a diva and immediately after eating, it's back to a normal person 😅 some ads aren't ads, they are precautionary tales 😆
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@Ajumplakdibampa Blue tick ae ipdi na, we peasants have no redressal 😆
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Saniyan Twitter has broken gifs. Lot of images it used to show earlier are now missing. Hoping it's just a temporary issue 🥲
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I think Rama Duwaji can wear a trash bag and make it look cool. Unmatched aura, my girl crush 🥰
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@muneemss They are always running amock 😅 try to keep them happy in my farm , but they're invariably running off .
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I remember when WhatsApp used to flaunt "it's free and always will be" to this.
I guess we have meta to thank 🙏
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I am invincible 💪 yoga asana levels getting unlocked like anything 😁
But my humility needs some work I guess ? 😅
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@MillenialB00mer Shirsaanana is fridays. Today was halaasana. On your back you balance ur legs in the air while supporting with hands on hips or higher and then slowly land ur feet behind ur head without bending knees.
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So glad my tweet hating on iskcon is doing numbers 😂 love being a garden variety hater of irritating entities.
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@ZanyAnomaly I guess 🫣 but I installed it to screen my calls, because I would answer all calls earlier and get annoyed when it would be one of those automated calls . So, it helped with that. I don't know if it's a self fulfilling app by selling my data and helping me screen also.
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@strwberyfarmer Ironically, one of the things that sell your data i think? xD
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Privacy is a joke in India. On my birthday recently, I was sent requests for donation via SMS from iskcon. I have never been to iskcon , other than that one time in my childhood, so how do they have my number which I got not more than 10 yrs back. Not just my number, my birth
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@rtleby I think it's 2 poochis and you caught them in their private moment 🤭
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this poochi seems to have two heads and no tail. umm what's going on here.
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