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Current rewatch festival: Kieslowski, Kurosawa. Go east, folks. No DM/chats.

Cali, breh Beigetreten Haziran 2008
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@AlisonMoyet All people are related. Hell, we're related to bananas.
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Alison Moyet@AlisonMoyet·
So. Yeah. Anyway. Ancestry says Judy Garland is my 8th half cousin. Rain on that parade, ghoul demons.
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@walterkirn Can confirm. Healthier than big pharma products. Add pickle for electrolytes.
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Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
For some reason I'm losing weight eating chili dogs so off I go for another one. I think I've squared the circle.
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Criterion Collection
Criterion Collection@Criterion·
Evening viewing recommendation? On @criterionchannl, watch NOTHING SACRED (1937)! 💗 bit.ly/3Pdpdtf Carole Lombard and Fredric March costar in this black-comedy classic nimbly directed by William A. Wellman.
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County Highway@countyhwy·
A win for Afroman is a win for America.
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@ShirleyJwriter No. I know you're not the speed demon driver in the fam.
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DOGPOOL@_DOGPOOL_·
@stuffed All she wants to do is please.
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DOGPOOL@_DOGPOOL_·
Good morning. While locked out we were busy here. This in one we have been able to help. Jess is 3 and reportedly had never seen the outside of a cage till now. Breeders had her but either didn't use her, or it didn't take. She shows no sign of having pups. Yet they kept her in the backyard shed trapped in a 2 1/2-foot cage for that long. She was finally confiscated about 2 hours from me after a couple years of reports by neighbors. Nobody had time or space for her, and she was TBK. She was labeled untrainable by some hack on her paperwork, and that is likely why. I got a phone call about it and I went and got her. In just days she is asking to go out for the bathroom stuff and sits and stays on command. She is happy, healthy and soon will be ready to find a family. From scared and trembling to goofy and outgoing in a blink of an eye. From not wanting to enter a home to sitting on a chair unprompted. Just a little time, patience and care. They want to please. They want to live. They just need our help. This is the change YOU can make in a dog's life. It's easy as pie. Just do it! 👍
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@walterkirn Oh! That's why everyone has to move out of San Diego.
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Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
It is emerging from various discussions on my thread today that the actual mother of invention might just be bad weather. Bad weather and a safe place indoors from which to escape it while noodling around.
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@elonmusk It's shit, sir. Don't care. Working around it.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?
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We have RFID chips in our cans, strict rules about content and cameras in the trucks. The city could ticket us if they want to spend the money on enforcement. The Lid Lifter Inspectors from the city leave No Pick Up stickers on cans they suspect contain incorrect content. Neighbor placed trash causing a No Pick Up will lead to some fun times. It's gonna be great.
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Mio_Sub🇯🇵@MyColleagueMio2·
A woman dumps trash in another resident's bin. He will report her to the HOA (Homeowners Association). This is unacceptable nuisance. How would you react? 🚮
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@walterkirn Subset of the hive mind. Local clusters dedicated to trending creativity with a supportive environment and a competitive boost. 😄🤷‍♀️ Or, it's in the water they shower in.
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Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
One of the puzzles I find myself mulling over -- too often -- is the question of why artistic genius springs up in geographic clusters rather than in some broad, roughly predictable way. So many great musical talents from Seattle all at once? Whatever may be behind this phenomenon, it doesn't seem to operate with AIs, whose outputs don't arrive in this irregular, qualitatively "lumpy" fashion.
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DrPopCulture@DrPopCultureUSA·
March 19, 1973y
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@archpng I have yet to meet a comfortable gossip bench. Keep your phone calls short. We just stretched out on the floor (bring back shag carpet).
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Architecture & Art@archpng·
A 1957 “Gossip Bench” — when furniture was doing absolutely everything. Part chair, part side table, part desk, part lamp, and part telephone station, this mid-century piece was designed for reading, writing, chatting, and keeping the essentials within arm’s reach. A perfect little time capsule from the era when the telephone was important enough to deserve its own seat.
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@SwipeWright I needed moar salt so I use Fast Lyte electrolytes in coffee. Perfection.
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Colin Wright@SwipeWright·
Started putting salt in my coffee, and I’m never going back to the before-times. ☕️🧂
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Doge Van@ballsdeepindoge·
Remember to do only good everyday anons
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John Greenewald, Jr.
John Greenewald, Jr.@theblackvault·
The day before yesterday, the U.S. government registered aliens.gov and alien.gov. When asked about it, White House spokeswoman Anna Kelly told DefenseScoop (h/t @BrandiVincent_) in an emailed statement to “Stay tuned!” with an alien emoji 👽.
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theRoddick@OriginalRoddick·
Look, I'm as against federal overreach as much as anyone, but would be okay if they mandated this.
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