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Damar Hamlin after that hit on Tua

"now that we've been in California for a bit and I know my way around, I think I'm going to be better at the LA course on Mario Kart" -Brad

If anyone's wondering, our honeymoon has been a delight so far 💖💍🤍

The child holding up the cup in the last picture is now my HUSBAND. That's how long it has been 😭

Jumping ship, please feel free to follow me on bluesky! bsky.app/profile/roobtr…

Ordered a rumpleminz shot and our waitress goes "are you sure it's a very strong shot" and I'm like do you know who I am

another trip to the big rat in the books

Going to retrofit my mediocre harry potter fanfiction into a USA Today Bestseller garbage romance novel

not a destination city?

75% of my rides on guardians of the galaxy have been to conga

Jayden Reed tonight

@Mollyannexx Literally

Parkerhouse is literally the best Perry's flavor there is no competition

Happy victory Monday !!!

PLEASE let Josh Allen kick an extra point just to make his stat line for tonight even crazier

play of the year

so if you care to find me!!!!!! look to the western new york sky!!!!!

We’ve evolved past the need for football. We’ve seen it all.

normalize bed time roll

One of my favorite Christmas traditions is forcing Brad to listen to the Bright Eyes Christmas album, which he absolutely hates 🎄❤️💚

@will_sattelberg However, my team is pure ass in the girls only league. Put It In, Coach is currently 2-10 and will likely be 2-11 by Tuesday !

@will_sattelberg I think my picks went Tyreek, Saquon, Josh, and then Henry. I think Jacobs was a 7th round pick? My best waiver moves have been Bowers, Jayden Reed, Vikings D, and Mayfield for backup QB. Someone in the NFL hire me as your GM, I am qualified

When all three of them are on your fantasy team 😍😍😍