Tom Orio

PORTER MADONE

The Phillies haven’t gotten a hit with a runner in scoring position since last Tuesday.

Loser energy from that fraud fanbase. @NHLFlyers in 4!!!!!! F#ck Crosby!!!

@Phillies are officially unwatchable. I’m out until further notice.

Phillies struggles: Runs per game: 4.00 (t-20th in MLB) Batting average: .229 (t-20th) On-base percentage: .309 (21st) Slugging percentage: .381 (17th) OPS: .690 (17th) ERA: 4.92 (26th) Out Above Average: -6 (26th) Defensive Runs Saved: -15 (30th)

@SheaSerrano I have the same one!!!! Amazing purchase

i bought a mouse i’m no longer a trackpad guy this thing fucking rules so much please contact my agents to schedule any media interviews about this monumental change thank you

huge work announcement in five minutes… 👀👀👀

@JackFritzWIP @highhopespod I'm listening now while standing on the edge of a roof ready to throw myself off.

*Sighs* There will be a new @highhopespod today.

Accountability Coffee for that entire god damn dugout!!! @Phillies this team stinks!

@ThebostonGary judging by your banner in your profile, neither do you! cmon gary, lets not do this. we can all root for the flyers together.

Hilarious that WIP is talking flyers. Nobody on that show knows squat about hockey.

Lol, 3.8%.

Hey, @DannyBriere48

They went and let the hottest team in the NHL in the playoffs. Now you’re all in big big trouble. @NHLFlyers #stanleycupplayoffs

@JackFritzWIP @Ike58Reese 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Thet cannot hit with RISP. Same as it ever was

Overall, I feel more positive than negative on the Phils after the weekend. - The big three, really Schwarber and Bryce seem like they’re rounding into form— good to see Trea go yard. - Marsh looks great - Crawford better than expected - Today was annoying but not like that happens every game - Painter looked phenomenal I don’t think the bad RISP numbers are sustainable, Luzardo I expect to get better and the bullpen hasn’t been as advertised yet. All I believe will get better. I sorta just expect them to settle into the season and start rolling off series wins.

It's been 58 innings since the 6th inning of the series opener in Colorado. The Phillies have been held scoreless in 52 of those 58 innings.

If the Flyers win on Sunday (or lose in OT or shootout), they will officially be in a playoff spot👀

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

@Phillies gave Nola the dreaded 7 run lead.

Thank god! This almost ruined my Easter Holiday!

"Fuck all you bitches I'm still here"

What a haul