Conor Quinn

PLEASE I WANT ALL THE JEFF THE LAND SHARK MEDIA PLEASE

It’s that time of year again: youtu.be/Y9_YXGVmco4?si…

I keep forgetting that I have mustache.

Looking up persimmons on Wikipedia again, as per my every-few-months wont.

@llmunro Pawses get hot and need all the cooling breezes. Plus important stretchings!

@LucyDuplessis LOVE THIS BOOK

This is very useful for learning basic Sumerian grammar academia.edu/21921968/An_In… #Sumerian #Sumerian_language #Sumerian_grammar

@llmunro Oh heck those sweet pawses!!!

@TwinkGirlYas Níos gwych-e ná gwych—ac dwi’n caru’r Routledge Colloquial Albanian 😻😻😻

I potentially have a problem.... (this isn't all of them, there's more on my desk and in the living room)

@garicgymro @yungpapist OMG this is so perfectly expressed!!! Diolch yn fawr!!!

@yungpapist The meaningful units of vocal languages are composed by recombining a finite set of meaningless units called phonemes (e.g., /k, a, t/ can be recombined to form cat, act, tack etc.). The same is true of sign languages.

Tired of reemphasising points about "correctness" and "grammaticality" in language. So here are some fun linguistic facts: 1. Not all languages have tense 2. There are around 6000 languages in the world of which about 5% are sign languages 3. Most people are multilingual

@llmunro But not any of the Really Good Jars or plastic bags under the sink, right? Right? 😺

@aliciaandrz Hello lovely pal 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

did everyone hear I got a cat? just want to make sure everyone has seen my gorgeous cat.

@kanchana243 @TheCinesthetic FLAWLESS

@TheCinesthetic The Nicolas Cage Holy Action Trinity The Rock (1996) Face/Off (1997) Con Air (1997)

Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?

@someonelizz @Pupgirl_Khanate dubstep morphology

@Pupgirl_Khanate dubcon morphology

@howie_hua 16+5, i.e. the 4x4 square plus the 4+1 buddy to its left

How would you count these cups?

@SketchesbyBoze Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta!!!!!!!

Reader, I married her.

@Pupgirl_Khanate OMG THIS IS GORGEOUS

@llmunro Well of course 😸

@LMalloy Comhghairdeas!!!

I JUST SUBMITTED ALL OF MY FULL PROFESSOR APPLICATION MATERIALS. Whew, that was a beast and took way more time/energy than I expected. #AcademicTwitter

@RGibsongirl Comhghairdeas!!!

Totes to brag, but tonight I handed Keanu Reeves a copy of my book on the Matrix franchise. I gave my book to Neo. And it was a transcendent experience, I may never come down from this high.

@CharlesWMcKinn2 SAME

According to my calculations, I’m approximately nine weeks behind in a semester that starts two weeks from now.