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LL Cool Martin

@terminalboy

The Shai-Hulud Savant. Shelved more pingers (Mesalazine) than you’ve had hot dinners.

Barrhead Beigetreten Mart 2010
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LL Cool Martin
LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
Moving out of my marital home tomorrow. She had an affair, is leaving me for the other person. Or rather, I’m having to leave. Lol So now I’m an incel again, thought I’d come on the incel app to say that Grime II is ace. I think I’m enjoying it more than Hollow Knight Silksong.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
@PeakWorld9 @oscarswillis My wife’s leaving me for a woman at her gym and we’re just figuring out how to twll our son. I viscerally felt this comment. Like, Deontay, your child might hear this at some point. Please be more low key.
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peak world@PeakWorld9·
@oscarswillis Some stories are better kept secret. You need to protect your daughter, Deontay. Your story is wilder.
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Oscar Willis@oscarswillis·
Here's Deontay Wilder sharing the most insane story you've ever heard told on national TV
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Certified banger and comfortably the best thing I’ve seen this week. That means this song is better than the original The Taking of Pelham 123. And I LOVE the original The Taking of Pelham 123. I’ve put my Scotland top on. I’m a wee guy at heart. youtu.be/HvcxfaQo79s
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
I full and well know that The Apprentice has been a terrible thing for the world, so I hate myself for enjoying it. But man, I really do enjoy it. Favourite candidate this year is Karishma, she seems like good craic and doesn’t hold back.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
While I’m here, fuck Trump and his fascist America. I used to visit America every year. I’m not going back until these cunts are 🙃
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
I don’t even lurk here any more, because Musk has made this a shite experience. Fucked it right into the bin. But I’m un-notlurking to say that Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is an amazing Metroidvania for fans of the genre. Starts out like a kid’s game. Stick with it.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
Watched the Dune films again. Chalomet really does amazing work in those films. Love the source material so much, don’t think you’re going to get it represented on screen any better than that.
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Kippax@ColHal77·
@Jonflamingo @90sfootball Wat a shit answer - literally no one knows of any other team he played for bar Middlesbrough
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90s Football@90sfootball·
Who’s your biggest “I forgot he played for them” footballer? We'll start...
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
@mrkermode @IANdrewDiceClay Eek, mo wonder she doesn’t look pleased to be there, especially after Gene’s recent comments about Ace’s death being his own fault.
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IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
In tears. Trump didnt want the pretend version of KISS, so Stanley and Helmet Head had to drag Peter Criss along as if he was still in the band. Trump is good value for daft shite like this.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
Quentin Tarantino is a gimmick director and a massive turd. If I was Paul Dano, I’d wear this quote like a badge of honour, because Tarantino’s opinion is worth negative dick. Once Upon a Time bored me so much I turned it off. And I find something to love in most crap films.
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave

Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"

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Steve@SteveGolf18_72·
@screenrotpod Surely that was written, flow was so smooth 😮‍💨
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
“Those whose only vocation in life is to be anti-establishment” is a wild thing for professional son Ross Desmond to say about our own fans.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
@inspector350871 @AJ_CELTIC *neighbour’s eye. Sincere apologies, I’m a few cans deep and very tired. But c’mon, you have to know thag flag is divisive.
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@inspector350871 @AJ_CELTIC The British flag has been associated with many racist acts. You should maybe read about the British Raj, our intervention in Borneo and our violent murder of the Zulus. Before removing the more from your own eye, remove the British flag from your arsehole.
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Inspector3ear@inspector350871·
@AJ_CELTIC Does Celtic FC have a racism problem? History would suggest so and if this latest rumour with Iheanacho is true then it would appear they absolutely do.
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Aidan@AidanCeitic_·
@AJ_CELTIC Hearing this aswell. Apparently called Martin a coffin dodger then locked himself in the toilets.
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LL Cool Martin@terminalboy·
@stephencl8 A footballer’s not taking money off their own plate, especially when they had no other attractive options. The best answer to this would he a hat-trick.
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Stephen@stephencl8·
Right surely the Iheanacho story is a load of shite eh 😱😱
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Hugh Roarty@roarty_hugh·
@snnsports_ True I has to report. Club has torn up his contract for very bad behaviour. Idiot.
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SNN Sports@snnsports_·
🚨 Rumours flying around that Kelechi Iheanacho has been released by Celtic — though nothing official has been confirmed yet. Plenty of chatter online… but is there any truth to it? 👀🍀 #CelticFC #Iheanacho #SPFL #FootballRumours
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