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Nigerians are generally stupid people. The ones that can think rationally are the outliers. Know this, and know peace.

@lekan_olayinka1 @G_Samito @MTNNG They will take another 2-3weeks to refund. They told me the same story. In my mind I wondered, if this is so hard to get them to install and give a good first impression, if there is a need for customer support, you’ll be left in the dark for months.

MTN, @MTNNG through an agent, has defrauded me. I didn’t want to do this. Last Sunday, I saw a flyer on my saying Fibre X was now available at my area. I contacted the agent, and I paid 30,000. She said they’d come to fix it that week. To my shock, the installer came and told me the receivers weren’t powered yet. I paid the 30,000 because I needed the internet for an important interview. I almost missed it. I needed to pay another 25,000 to subscribe to my Airtel 5G for that. Now, I’ve asked MTN for a refund. They’ve collected all necessary documents. It’s more than 72hrs now. No refund. No internet. No response. I called their customer agent this morning. I was left on hold for close to an hour before finally hanging up. MTN, I’m asking politely now that you refund my 30k. I don’t want your internet anymore. Please, retweet.

There’s not a single thing in this world OPay does better than PalmPay , plus my PalmPay gives me unlimited transfers to every bank everyday.

Kola is sha looking good and doing brand deals after brand deals. Love it for him instagram.com/reel/DXhQTh_DS…

When someone says Lagos is a hell-hole, these people will come out in full force to counter because tell me, what exactly is this?

Worked in a gym. Had someone come in with very thin gym tights. Outlines and see throughs are common in the gym. What’s not? Someone’s underwear having holes large enough that you can see it through their gym tights

Tell me something that happened in your office but most people won’t believe.

A colleague was assassinated and surprisingly, no one was shocked.

Two people were caught frolicking by the cctv in the office. Apparently they didn’t know the CCTV covered that angle. Funny part? Others used the same spot and no one has raised the issue. The person manning the CCTV just had a thing for the girl involved in the exposed clip.

Opening today at Jelosimiartcenter , 13, Arowojobe, Oshodi Lagos . It’s free entry guys , I will love to see you all here 🙏🏽❤️ thank you so much for sharing

I need your help guys . I’m having my first Solo exhibition opening in Lagos today and I don’t have anyone coming to view it yet , please if you are in Lagos , kindly come see my art , it’s free entry. I hope this blows up 🙏🏽❤️

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Saturday | 25th of April | 2026 #LagosEnvironmentalSanitation

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Tomorrow morning between 6:30am and 8:30am, we begin a new chapter in our collective journey toward a cleaner Lagos. The monthly environmental sanitation exercise returns, and I am calling on every resident to come out and participate actively. Let me address the confusion some have tried to create. No court pronouncement has invalidated this exercise. The State proceeded to the Court of Appeal, and judgment was delivered in our favour. The Court affirmed that the laws used for the implementation and enforcement of environmental sanitation are legitimate and constitutional. So disregard those who choose to mislead the public. We have planned this for over a year. We have thought it through. We cannot keep complaining about dirty surroundings and blaming government while shirking our own responsibilities. The care of our environment is a collaborative project between government and citizens. Major transport unions controlling about 90% of vehicles on our roads have pledged not to deploy their vehicles from major parks during the sanitation window. If government vehicles are staying put, what will it cost us to stay home for just two hours to clean our environment? We are not unreasonable. Exceptions exist for emergencies, scheduled flights, and students writing JAMB exams. LAWMA has been fully mobilized to evacuate waste generated. Environmental health officers will monitor properties, and defaulters will be served abatement notices. Tomorrow, let us show Lagos and the world that we are ready to take ownership of our environment. Two hours. One Saturday each month. A cleaner, healthier, flood-free Lagos for all of us. #LagosSanitationExercise #CleanerLagos

@tokunbo_wahab @GRVlagos When I heard of this draconian pronouncement I first thought of Oshodi, abule egba, ikorodu, etc. you’ve given boys 2 hours of football field. Cos what are they cleaning when you yourself have failed the basics????@ARISEtv

@tokunbo_wahab @GRVlagos @tokunbo_wahab this is Omilade street in Oshodi. When you force these ones to clean, they clean and put where? In the already filled up bins? Adekunle street Oshodi smells like cow poo because they literally rare cow on the road of a megacity. What will those ones clean????

Shutting down a city of 20 million people to clean their immediate environment is parochial and lacks imagination. For emphasis: the issue is not so much about cleaning your environment (which is great) but the logistics of waste management - starting from the collection, to disposal and recycling. Anything short of rethinking this system is cosmetic and unimaginative.

@tiwatopeola @hadeola_ @Wizarab10 I’m so sorry. Stage 4 cancer already looks so bleak.

So if you and your partner usually send money to each other or split bills, Palmpay is going to give you people 100k on Valentine’s Day 😩 If this is you, run to @palmpay_ng now oo Na this Palmpay Valentine’s Day Challenge go scatter everywhere on Saturday 😂😂

Most couples know that love is sweeter when it’s shared. Tell us your PalmPay Valentine story, push the hashtag #LoveWithPalmPay, and get involved now. Remember, ₦100,000 is up for grabs! Tag @palmpay_ng and let your moment shine.

Like icing on the cake, PalmPay ends the year with hope, ₦400M, and all-expense trips to Sydney, Cape Town, Dubai, New York, and London. Finally, all the transactions one has made this year is paying off. Feeling grateful for another chance to watch the sunset from the Burj Khalifa. Let's see those that would be going with us.

OAU transport system was near perfect, adequate buses and bikes, we rarely experienced queues until the First Lady came and decided she didn’t like the ease of transportation and introduced “change” by donating CNG buses. The school management in turn banned all motorcycles and commercial buses on campus and subjected over 30,000 students to just about 50 buses and a few tricycles. OAU has one of the largest land masses of any Nigerian university, yet students are now stranded daily. This is a Monday morning where students are supposed to rush for class, but they are stuck at the campus gate because of the inefficiency of the CNG buses. Students are struggling to go to class in the morning and in the evenings to even get back to their hostels. Students staying off campus now spend almost double to get to campus, all alternative transport means have been removed The management have cars to bypass all of this, but majority of students do not. Yet they released statements talking about how the buses will “ease transportation” and even implied students appreciate the system. Meanwhile, students are trekking, missing classes, and spending hours in queues. Let it be clear that students do not appreciate this system. It has made our lives harder, not better. What used to be a smooth system has now become a daily struggle. There are many pressing issues in this school, but they chose to dismantle a working transport system and replace it with hardship. We can no longer remain silent. Let the whole world know what OAU students are going through. Please if you come across this tweet, help us retweet it whether you are an OAU student or not We demand our towngboro buses and motorcycles back.