ThatDarnShrink🐈
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ThatDarnShrink🐈
@that_darn
Not a Shrink. Not a Male. Not Freud. Account is inspired by my unsavory experiences in therapy. Contents of any snarky tweets about my "shrink" are fictional.

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

Drop everything you're doing and watch this now. RIGHT NOW. Ari K and Schuyler Brown, I have no idea who you 2 beautiful bastards are, but you're instant legends. Hopefully someone in the comments knows and tags.






When my dad was dying and in the hospital for a brain tumor the nurses were bringing him orange Fanta non stop. I had to intervene and asked if they thought water might be better instead since he was having surgery for BRAIN CANCER the next morning. They said, “Your daughter has a great idea Mr. Clark!” Why in the world did I even have to say that? He’s dead now by way.
























