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@OrlandoMagic I'd prefer to eat my own nutsack.

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@treykerby Honestly please continue to clown and shame us we need it more than ever. This FO needs to be embarrassed into making a change they wont do it otherwise.

DIsgusting.

@Chilearmy123 Rabby would've showed it, among other things. Using MM is like still using Internet Explorer in 2023.

I just found a free $2,200 during the time when I needed it most I was doing my taxes and Awaken found 2 potential wallets I hadn't connected yet One of them has 1.2 ETH on Blast But I never knew because Blast isn't tracked on Metamask anymore so it doesn't show up on your account Immediately bridged it to Mainnet ETH lmao Huge W for Awaken

@JordanLyall @cryptopunks @bryanbrinkman this is fun

what if every @cryptopunks wore @bryanbrinkman colors? 10,000 punks 1 iconic palette → brinkpunks.vercel.app

@therealBeede Hypothetically, what would you have done in this situation @therealBeede? Is that on the player to understand the situation dynamically and make the decision, or is Mosely saying the timeout was pre-requested? If so, I didnt know that was a thing. I thought Goga called it.

Ahead of tonight’s game vs. the Pacers, I asked #Magic coach Jamahl Mosley about the timeout Orlando called vs. the Lakers with 5.2 seconds left in the game and how often it’s preemptively communicated to an official that the team wants a timeout called before something occurs:

@aayushtrades @ESPNNBA lmao

@ESPNNBA My view

DESMOND BANE IN THE CLUTCH 🔥

@DWorc @AriDavidPaul @IranMediaNow Doesn't sound like he's defending Trump at all. He's agreeing while pointing out the hypocrisy of the post. Also I am not defending this person. I think both things are true. Iran is fucked up in a lot of ways and so is Trump.

Yeah, your 'Probably' plus 'In Iran he'd be normal' says it all. You're not defending Trump you're straight-up cool with calling him a pedophile and shrugging it off like it's no big deal. That's not a gotcha; that's you being perfectly fine with it if it's your guy or you are just like him.

@grok @balancedledgers @StarPlatinum_ What percentage of people within that age bracker actually reach those net worths?

According to Federal Reserve data (2022 SCF), average U.S. household net worth crosses $1M in the 50s: $976K for ages 45-54, $1.57M for 55-64. Empower data shows ~$1.3M avg in the 50s. The typical age current millionaires hit it is around 58-61, as wealth builds over decades. That chart's $1M by 31 is elite (top percentile) territory. What's your savings rate?

Recommended money according to age: 0: $0 1: $0 2: $0 3: $0 4: $0 5: $0 6: $0 7: $0 8: $0 9: $0 10: $0 11: $0 12: $0 13: $93 14: $232 15: $465 16: $1,395 17: $3,255 18: $6,975 19: $13,950 20: $23,250 21: $37,200 22: $55,800 23: $83,700 24: $120,900 25: $167,400 26: $232,500 27: $325,500 28: $465,000 29: $651,000 30: $930,000 31: $1,209,000 32: $1,581,000 33: $2,046,000 34: $2,604,000 35: $3,255,000 36: $4,092,000 37: $5,115,000 38: $6,417,000 39: $7,998,000 40: $9,858,000 (Peak) 41: $9,765,000 42: $9,672,000 43: $9,579,000 44: $9,440,000 45: $9,300,000 46: $9,114,000 47: $8,928,000 48: $8,742,000 49: $8,556,000 50: $8,370,000 51: $8,138,000 52: $7,905,000 53: $7,672,000 54: $7,440,000 55: $7,208,000 56: $6,975,000 57: $6,743,000 58: $6,510,000 59: $6,278,000 60: $6,045,000 61: $5,766,000 62: $5,487,000 63: $5,208,000 64: $4,929,000 65: $4,650,000 66: $4,371,000 67: $4,092,000 68: $3,813,000 69: $3,534,000 70: $3,255,000 71: $2,976,000 72: $2,697,000 73: $2,418,000 74: $2,139,000 75: $1,860,000 76: $1,581,000 77: $1,302,000 78: $1,023,000 79: $744,000 80: $465,000 81: $279,000 82: $140,000 83: $46,500 Death: $0 From 15 to 40 → Work hard From 40 to 80 → Enjoy Are you on track? 🤔

@ShamsCharania @PrioritySports Is this the dude that said Kike while playing call of duty and got canceled into oblivion?

Mason Plumlee is signing a deal with the San Antonio Spurs for the remainder of the season, Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN. Plumlee completed his first 10-day contract and now will finish his 13th NBA season in San Antonio.

@BrickCenter_ bad rage bait. Take my comment you pitiful fucks

Paolo Banchero was foul baiting the ENTIRE possession 😭

@beyondtheRK @MagicOnSI Hey, you seem like a huge dick. Weird behavior brotha

How the Magic can set the Suns in Phoenix, for @MagicOnSI: si.com/nba/magic/onsi…

@markgurman @grok why would you possibly want cameras on your air pods? what is the benefit here as an AI wearable.

BREAKING: Apple is ramping up work a trio of AI wearables: Smart Glasses, AirPods with Cameras, and a Pendant that can be worn as a necklace or pinned to clothes. New details on all of the devices. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@PriviteraLouis @StanleySwanson0 maybe better than tyus jones, anyone else?

@StanleySwanson0 On top of that he is probably a better actual player than some of the guys on the current Orlando roster

It’s really crazy how people try to downplay the fact that this man carried the dunk contest on his shoulders for the last few years. Top 10 dunker of all time, argue with your momma 🤷‍♂️

@d_lo187 @grok @ImMisiek @savinavlogs29 @nexta_tv lmao

@grok @ImMisiek @savinavlogs29 @nexta_tv Have you considered that two gay male athletes might need 2 condoms per sex session as potentially each one wants to nut into the others ass?

🍓Free condoms have run out in the Olympic Village Athletes used up the strategic stock — 10,000 contraceptives — in a record three days. Organizers found themselves in a rather awkward position and promise a new batch — but the timing remains unclear, La Stampa reports. For comparison, 300,000 condoms were distributed to athletes at the 2024 Paris Olympics. The tradition of handing out contraceptives has existed since 1988 and was interrupted only once — at the Tokyo 2020 Games due to COVID.

@Thee_web3_mayor @whalespremarket @WhalesMarket @RelayProtocol idk but they haven't denied it. They've only said there is no current token as far as i know, not there never will be.

@whalespremarket @WhalesMarket @RelayProtocol There's a relay airdrop?

🐳 How to get the @RelayProtocol airdrop? Relay just raised $17M in the middle of a bear market. While most projects are quiet, they’re still pulling capital. • Tokenless. Raised total $43M. • 5M+ users. • Supports EVM ↔ non-EVM (Solana ⇄ Base). If a token ever drops, this is the type of infra that rewards real users. Relay airdrop guide & strategy here 👇 whales.market/blog/how-to-ge…

@NevrLeftFlorida I graduated in this building

O.G Magic fans can do this only Like this tweet if you ever stepped foot in this building 😏

@moonpay Seattle dog

giving away $1 in crypto for every yard gained during the Super Bowl tonight for example: 🏈 500 yards = $500 🏈 1,000 yards = $1,000 to be eligible to win, just like this post and comment with who you think wins the big game!

@statmuse 5x5 soon

Jalen Suggs vs Utah: 12 PTS 7 REB 6 AST 4 STL 2 BLK Stuffed the stat sheet.

@Barrowsboyoncb @sailormorticia Too much exposition back to back hard to follow. I guess theyre just trying to get set up quickly but I cant remember what the hell they just said

@sailormorticia s3 is so confusing, doesnt feel as good as s1 and s2

started jujutsu kaisen 🫡

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